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Gamers

Creatures that scream a lot and haven’t touched grass in 10 years. They're mostly found in dark rooms staring at a bright, glowing box. It is rare to spot one in an area other than it’s natural habitat, but you can recognize one by their hunched, shrimp-like back. Gamers are mostly harmless creatures, but can be very loud in hostile situations. If you come in counter with one you should follow the “if I don’t mess with it, it won’t mess with me” rule. They will however try their very best not to come in contact with you. They are somehow, not endangered species despite their failures to find a mate. When males come in contact with a female of their species they often are surprised to find one. So surprised that they can’t comprehend it and end up running away. Gamers are also the loudest organisms to ever exist. Your ears may or not bleed if they here the screams.
Person 1: You’re a gamer
Person 2: yeah.
Person 1: go touch grass.
Person 3: hey! Gamers are cool people!
by ej_likes_cats May 4, 2022
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gamer pocket

a fleshlighr shaped like a monster energy can
“yo he plays Fortnite? sounds like the only push he’s getting is a gamer pocket”
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Gamer Genna

A persona that is inflicted on a person when they are raging play video games to an extent
Gamer Genna is back.”
by Goofysussybaka101 July 16, 2021
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Guacamole Gamer Farts 3000

A gsups brand of drink created by the youtuber RussianBadger
Hey have you tried my guacamole gamer farts 3000?
by GSUPS ADS April 26, 2022
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gamer

someone who is racist and say racial slurs
that guy just randomly said the n word

he must be a gamer
by get epicly trolled December 29, 2020
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Gamer Pee

When you're playing a game and get a sudden urge to pee, so you stop the game and go rush to the bathroom to pee as fast you can, (probably without wiping after) to resume your game without wasting any time.
Joseph: "Hold up guys, I need to go take a gamer pee."
Franklin: "Bro he's one shot"
by h_onja August 17, 2022
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Advanced gamering

An even more hardcore variant of gamering. May or may not be a marathon
I have picked up MegaMan battle network 6 and have been doing advanced gamering for the past 6 hours please help
by Ruslan4ic October 9, 2023
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