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Shit Show

want to be disrespected? come work for 5 guys tv show behind the scenes = scooping shit for 12 hours straight, cow pies thrown in our faces every 5 mins, who wants raw chicken for lunch 2 hours late? our PAs rlly know how to get the job done growing up in meth labs makes the most skilled organizers, old janky vans… you bet! sick days are gonna cost you two weeks of pay taken from you. & boy does the boss lady rlly know how to shit all over you bc she dyes her hair with curry diarrhea. We all want some butt wipes but sometimes you just have to use your hand!!!!
wow crocodile dundee is new at this shit show, better roll some more poopy cigs!
by Poopyface13 February 22, 2022
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Show him who's boss

to prove to someone that you are the best and most powerful person on the planet
Person 1: Hey dude, you've got to kill someone in the school and show him who's boss of the school.
Person 2: Okay. I
by yeezyeatsassalot January 3, 2024
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January 29th is national show your friend your dick day(or ass). If someone tells you this you have to do it.
Hey joe its national show your friend your dick day!
I'm not showing you anything.
You have to, it's the rule.
I'll show you me dick and butt.
by Combination Torch January 29, 2022
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show up in uniforum

To have a whole troop of badge-wearers go to interact with someone, rather than just having one or two of "da area's finest" go talk to him.
Oftentimes a supposed "offender" is merely a meek harmless individual who likely hadn't actually been aware dat he'd broken da law --- or maybe even dat he'd offended anyone to begin with --- and so there's no need to "show up in uniforum" at his front door... most likely just having a single officer unobtrusively approach him and quietly discuss options would be more than sufficient!
by QuacksO January 29, 2025
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show and tell

Where you go every Friday by your bosses fucking daughter.
You: just to let you know I know the real reason.
Boss: What’s the real reason?
You: Every Friday I go to show and tell and get a lap dance by your fucking daughter, that’s why
Boss: you know I don’t need to hear that ducking shit from you man.
by Ben.C.2008 February 25, 2022
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Monkey show

A coffee shop or strip club where where girls take off their panties and show their "monkey."
Oh you just went to see the monkey show?
How was the monkey show?
by Pap¡ September 24, 2020
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Freddi keine Show

Freddi isn‘t allowed to show off his skills.
Originates from german culture (King Thomas)
by urbanrevenge March 7, 2023
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