rising star texas

A shit stain on a map that’s stuck in the past. A majority of the people in the town are meth heads, alcoholics, or both. Although most of the town claims to be religious, they are nothing more than backstabbing liars who will use you to get their way. A lot of people think they are country but they are nothing more than crackheaded/alcoholic cosplayers. Some people think they can “save the town” but at this point it’s like beating a dead horse to try to get it to be a racehorse.

Rising Star Texas is the type of town that should be turned into a wasteland from Fallout

by Broke balla June 20, 2020

Star Wars Rebel

An awesome addition to the Star Wars EU, which fake fans hate because they blame it for ending the Clone Wars and want to hate anything new added to the EU.

Man, I can't believe you watch that Disneyfied kiddy show, Star Wars Rebels! It will ruin the franchise!
We are talking about the same show that had the main villain of the first season commit suicide, blinded the main mentor in the second season, and brought Thrawn back into canon in the third resulting in the destruction of everything the heroes had worked for?

by RUHLSAR000 April 20, 2017

"domestic rock star"

One who works within their home, by tending the household needs and those of the family.

aka: housewife

Samantha became a "domestic rock star" a few years ago after Bill proposed.

by shaelynn January 13, 2008

Star Spangled Blowjob

the act of recieving a Blow-j, and when finishing and busting the load on the bitches face, reaching into a bowl of confetti and covering the cum-covered face with confetti. The act is then completed by covering one's hand over one's heart, and reciting the "Star Spangled Banner". The Star spangled blowjob.

Last night this girl was in my room, and I gave her a "Star Spangled Blowjob" all over her face. It was awesome.

by campi April 12, 2008

Star Wars Fag

An obsessed basement dweller that loves all things star wars beyond the point of reason. This person will tell everyone how all things starwars are the "best:

Movies
Music
TV
Cartoons
Games

or any other media that Lucas brands his crap to. They will then spend their entire lives flooding the internet and telling you why whatever you like sucks because it is not StarWars using overly researched nerd facts from books.

*usually if not always a virgin

Johnny the "Star Wars Fag*" thinks the Clone Wars should be the oscar winner for best picture, best sound , best music, best actor, best foreign film, best musical, best drama, best comedy, best actor, best actress, best supporting actor, best supporting actress, best sfx, best director, best editing...etc....

by starwars sucks January 29, 2009

Gold Star Lesbian

A gold star lesbian is a lesbian who has never slept with a man and wouldn't intend to. Shane McCutcheon from the popular LGBT series from 2004-2009 had claimed to be a gold star lesbian. Gold star lesbians aren't made to shame lesbians or bisexual women for who've they slept with it is simply a term for those who have not and wouldn't intend on sleeping with men.

alice from the L word: I hear the wedding bells with you already
Cameron and shane from the L word: you're just jealous because we are two gold star lesbians who have found each other

by wastedtoast May 23, 2020

The fault in our stars

An exTREMELY overrated book and movie. Not even as sad as people say it is (yes, I am human) Was pretty disappointed when I first read the book cause of all the hype and "OMG I bawled my eyes out and used up all the tissues!" around it. It wAS a good book, but idek what all the craziness was about...

Friend 1: OMFG HAVE YOU SEEN THE FAULT IN OUR STARS I LOVE IT SO MUCH I USED UP LIKE 5 TISSUE BOXES ITS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!
Me; yeahh....it was.....g...ood......

by thisismypseudonymm April 18, 2015