September 5

The people with the best hair are born on September 5

“Your hair is amazing i bet you were born on September 5th” “Thank you I was!”

by stupidponey88262774 January 5, 2022

september

NO SIMP SEPTEMBER

“can you hangout tonight?”

“nah man i’m seeing my girlfriend”

“but it’s no simp September! you can’t simp for this whole month!”

by kingrobert September 29, 2020

September 11th

September 11th is national Shut up Louka day. It's when everyone and anyone who knows a person named Louka tells said person to shut up.

"Shut up Louka!"
"No hate, it's just National Shut up Louka day. Because its september 11th."

by ThomasM1982 September 1, 2020

September 11th

This day is mostly known for hot cross bun day. But yet people talk about the twin towers like no one cares, those towers got hit by like a plane or something. Remember, when it’s September 11th, just remember to remind people of hot cross bun day.

Random: September 11th is a day to remember

Me: yeah, it hot cross bun day

Random: bro what? It’s the day that the World Trade Center got hit

Me: What do yo mean? Its hot cross bun day. Who cares about some planes going into buildings?

Random: bro don’t talk to me

Me: ok. Happy hot cross bun day

by Epicgamer33 August 8, 2022

September 30

September 30th is international day of sleeping only in underwear. Best way to celebrate it is to invite somebody to your house and let them sleep with you.

Girl: Why are you only in underwear?
Boy: It's September 30th, you should be too.

by Mastek September 30, 2022

September 10th

September 10th also known as national peg your best friend in the laundry room while your dog and cat watch day.

Strap ‘em on ladies,it’s September 10th!!

by DrGigglyAss August 5, 2024

september 27th

this is national kiss tall people day. the day where short girlfriends kiss their tall girlfriend

short girlfriend: what day is it
tall girlfriend: september 27th you know what that means
short girlfriend: *kisses tall girlfriend*

by venuspenis886 September 26, 2021