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Jacob

Jacob is a dick and a fat shit he eats whenever he gets a shot if your friends with a Jacob you better be rich because he will go through your whole fridge in a day.
Jacob: Have you got any food
Me: no you ate everything yesterday
by Ha I got you December 25, 2019
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JACOB

JACOB is the best
by not_____Jacob October 29, 2019
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Jacob

A gay fat ass that only gives a shit about himself and will abuse you
Stay away from Jacobs
Son: who is that in the alley
Mom: oh that's a jacob stay away he will rape you
by Bingbangbongboi November 15, 2019
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Jacob

He's shy at first but as you get to know him he will think as you are a friend. He will try to be funny and if it offends someone he will quickly apologize. He has a hard life but always puts on a smile because he doesn't want anyone to worry about him. Loves to play sports and games. And when someone is sad he trys to help and cheer them up. He falls in love pretty easily but trys to get over it. If you are playing a sport and someone gets hurt he will forget about the fans and run over to help. Take my word for it, I am a Jacob.
Person: gets hit
Jacob: *runs over* are you ok?
Person: yeah, thanks
by Steavo10 November 16, 2020
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Jacob

Jacob is a name for a guy who likes to sleep with his girlfriends best friend behind her back on the day of her birthday.
UGH! You hear about that guy named Jacob? He is such a player!
by 1234thedoor December 2, 2022
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jacob

jacob is a sweaty bitch
damn, jacob is extra wet today
by weewooweed42069 July 27, 2022
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Jacob

Jacob is the most sexy , funny, talented, loves sports, and can get any girl he wants. Every time you see him you almost pass out from his looks and you can get lost in his most gorgeous blue eyes. He is also the starting shouting gaurd for his team and every girl and friends cheer for him. When you meet Jacob you will be at love in first sight and remember him forever
Girl 1:have you seen Jacob

Girl 2:no he will never date me

Jacob: hey girls wanna hang out some time
Girl 1 and 2: havfhsiaiejwbtbdkqi

Girl 1 : Jacob was at my house tonight and he touched me like no other
by Katie clair March 21, 2018
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