Chernobyl Soup

A common name for cows milk in the late 80's on account of the fact that when the reactor 4 blew it's lid in 1986 and spewed all sorts of really nasty shite into the atmosphere, the prevailing weather at the time was unusually and unfortunately coming from the east and thus carried tons of highly toxic radiation 1500 miles west to the UK whereupon it pissed down onto our fields, the cows ate it, turned it into milk and then we poured it in out tea,

Customer: I've forgot my glasses mate, what's the Best Before date on this pint of Chernobyl Soup?
Grocer: 26th April 21986 mate. After that it starts to lose a bit of it's glow.

by Stengo Malengo August 26, 2021

Lithuanian Soup

It's a thing where you pee in a Lithuanian woman's vagina. You let it merinade for 30 minutes, then you fuck her with a wooden spoon.

- Hello bro, how's your new girl?

- Meh, she's fine.
- Did you do Lithuanian soup with her?

by DailyDoseOfUrban December 23, 2020

National soup day

On 06/02/2023 (day/month/year), we celabrate national soup day, in witch we have to eat anything that is legaly considerd as soup

Person a:"OMG, its National soup day! I cant wait to eat some soup

Person b:"im going to drink coffe."

Person a:"Coffe isnt soup!"

by Patypatty August 8, 2023

scissor soup

when two girls are scissoring and they both cum

better lay down a towel, you don’t want to get scissor soup everywhere

by suishskaa February 22, 2018

Claduce Soup

Claduce Soup is preformed when one person proceeds to cannibalize another human being and turn them into soup, but separating the organs from the feces. Feces will be force fed to a infant and the soup is distributed among clueless strangers the next day.

“I can’t go to the party tonight i’m babysitting and going to preform the Claduce Soup”

by speedythespeedster February 20, 2021

Soup

Stuff you slurp when you’re sick of someone’s bullshit.

*Something annoying happens*
“man fuck that my soup’s gettin cold”
Or

*something annoying happens*
“Hi yes can I get the chicken noodle soup bc I’m sick of your shit”

by C@ndyc@ne October 22, 2018

off the soupe

Off the soupe, means off the lean, the drank, purple drink..

Bitch in my coupe I’am off the soupe

by Lil Flav$ March 22, 2018