SuffeRING
A reference to the common joke of the three rings of marriage: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Can be used on people who aren’t married as well to say suffering
A reference to the common joke of the three rings of marriage: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Can be used on people who aren’t married as well to say suffering
It’s only been a year and Dave seems like he’s going through the third ring with his wife.
I haven’t been doing well, I’m going through the third ring right now.
I haven’t been doing well, I’m going through the third ring right now.
by MartianMenace October 8, 2023

Constrictor rings, are circumferential indentations in a long turd, created by taking pauses, tightening your sphincter, and then continuing with your business
by N. Chastain June 4, 2023

When any other person besides ones self puts a ring finger up ones butt and spins around on said finger leaving a mark called "The Minnesota Wedding Ring".
by minnesotaweddingring March 22, 2024

The crescent shaped area of the back of your neck that isn’t covered by your shirt or buff. 99% chance of getting skin cancer in the ring.
by Flyassfeller10 May 3, 2021

by Uuunity November 20, 2020

When men buy a ring from a store without asking for they're ladies size, when they get home they try it on their lady and if it fits, then she's the correct one, if it's bigger then it'll be a lovely relationship with chances of being together forever but not 100% and if it's smaller then it's a total red flag and shouldn't be dated
by EclipseDemon May 21, 2023

Person 1: dude my ring light broke again
Person 2: again? That’s the 16th time this month
Person 1: I mean that’s ring lights for ya
Person 2: again? That’s the 16th time this month
Person 1: I mean that’s ring lights for ya
by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020
