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Going through the third ring

SuffeRING

A reference to the common joke of the three rings of marriage: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Can be used on people who aren’t married as well to say suffering
It’s only been a year and Dave seems like he’s going through the third ring with his wife.

I haven’t been doing well, I’m going through the third ring right now.
by MartianMenace October 8, 2023
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Constrictor rings

Constrictor rings, are circumferential indentations in a long turd, created by taking pauses, tightening your sphincter, and then continuing with your business
After eating the whole brisket, I left constrictor rings in my big foot sized bowel movement.
by N. Chastain June 4, 2023
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Minnesota Wedding Ring

When any other person besides ones self puts a ring finger up ones butt and spins around on said finger leaving a mark called "The Minnesota Wedding Ring".
"I thought me and my homie were not chill anymore until he gave me a Minnesota Wedding Ring."
by minnesotaweddingring March 22, 2024
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Florida ring of death

The crescent shaped area of the back of your neck that isn’t covered by your shirt or buff. 99% chance of getting skin cancer in the ring.
By the time hank was 45 his Florida ring of death looked like the thing from fantastic 4
by Flyassfeller10 May 3, 2021
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ring dude

A guy who married a lady but has another family that she doesn't know
by Uuunity November 20, 2020
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Blind Ringing

When men buy a ring from a store without asking for they're ladies size, when they get home they try it on their lady and if it fits, then she's the correct one, if it's bigger then it'll be a lovely relationship with chances of being together forever but not 100% and if it's smaller then it's a total red flag and shouldn't be dated
X: she's the one for me

Y: Why is that?

X: The ring fucking fit.

Y: You mean blind ringing
by EclipseDemon May 21, 2023
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Ring light

A light to hold you phone that breaks too fucking easily
Person 1: dude my ring light broke again

Person 2: again? That’s the 16th time this month

Person 1: I mean that’s ring lights for ya
by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020
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