tater-ring

an affect to the tater-hole's perimeter often induced during extremely aggressive anal intercourse.

Hey Ted, you should see your mom's tater hole! She has an accute case of Tater-ring after I anhilated her tater-hole without the use of boy butter!

by Sloppy joe June 19, 2006

redneck wedding ring

Also known as a redneck engagement ring, it is the gift of a firearm in place of a ring.

She said yes! Where did you get the money for a ring? I gave her a redneck wedding ring. A what? You know that rifle I bought?

by Leo253 December 13, 2017

Disco Rings

Sweaty stains in the armpit area of a shirt or blouse caused by dancin’ the night away in a nightclub. Also armpit sweat stains in general.

That Chelsea shirt you’ve got on needs a wash. Look at those disco rings!

by Doldi April 18, 2019

Newton rings

The five fundamental holes of all females suited for penile insertia (the anus, vagina, mouth, ear and not forgetting nostril).

Original source sir Isac Newton world renouned for his newtoning.

We just creamed Julies Newton Rings.

You... me..... newtons?

I just SMASHED her newton rings.

I'd love to be in her newton rings.

I bet her newton rings are smooth as F**k.

by SHAMID! December 06, 2010

purple ring

when you suck somones anal ring so much it gets swollen and purple

damn, he gave her such a purple ring last night we could see it through her pants

by fuckmyswagass May 17, 2023

ring stinger

When you sit down to take a poo and your ring of your ass stings from the poo coming out of you.

I just took a poo and it was a ring stinger.

by Javqu July 31, 2019

Ring stinger

When ya fluked the ultimate romantic holy grail and accidentally managed to marry a chick because someone slipped an eccie in your drink so u weren’t being a fuckwit all night but then ya dob her in to the cops next day when ur sober because you don’t like people on eccies

Bro that chick needs a medal bro she fell hard for a dude and married him the same night because he wasn’t an arsehole to her , but he ended up being a ring stinger when he was sober

by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023