Constrictor rings

Constrictor rings, are circumferential indentations in a long turd, created by taking pauses, tightening your sphincter, and then continuing with your business

After eating the whole brisket, I left constrictor rings in my big foot sized bowel movement.

by N. Chastain June 4, 2023

Lego Ring

The actual worst song oat
why did Faye Webster and Lil Yachty make this SHIT

"Have you heard Faye Webster's new single Lego Ring??"
"No..."
*plays it*
refer to gif

by GmodMagician March 16, 2024

Ring burner shit

A liquid shit that after shitting feels like a spent rocket

Just had a ring burner shit in the Taco Bell bathroom

by anonymous January 13, 2022

W-ring

Pronounced ''Ring'' W-ring - When you're at work or wherever & you sit on the loo then get up & realise you have a wet ring on your butt because the cleaners have just been by & wiped the seat with the bog cloth

Aw maaaan, just been for a piss, the cleaners have been in, I've just been W-ring'd!
Ahhh FFS I've got a W-ring, I didn't expect that
Fuck I wish I could remember to check the seat is dry, I always get W-ring'd!!

by Katostrophic April 30, 2022

redneck wedding ring

Also known as a redneck engagement ring, it is the gift of a firearm in place of a ring.

She said yes! Where did you get the money for a ring? I gave her a redneck wedding ring. A what? You know that rifle I bought?

by Leo253 December 13, 2017

ring

Someone who sounds like a nazi

Man that ring guy sure sounds like a nazi

by gwezger December 14, 2020

Egyption Ring Toss

The man lays naked in bed waiting for the woman.
The woman then runs down the hall way jumping onto the bed and perfecting landing on the man's shaft. The ERT has a success rate of 1/17 times.

Bro, I took home that fine bitch last night and she hit me with the Egyption Ring Toss, she came running and hopped right on.

by BC694 February 24, 2025