I’m going to put my foot up your ass!

This is what your golf buddy at the golf course tells Karens that don’t know how to mind their Business.

Hey Paw Patrol, I’m going to put my foot up your ass!

by anonymous August 17, 2025

put that on twitter

what you say to someone when you just found out something they did on the weekend that they wish to remember

"hey did you hear drew got pissed and streaked across the park on the weekend"
"yeah put that on twitter"

by druey26 July 12, 2009

Eat the put

Performing cunnilingus on a female while so intoxicated that you urinate on yourself immediately afterwards.

Bro 1: Bro, I got so hammered last night. I met a girl though.
Bro 2: Bro, did you eat the put?
Bro 1: Yeah bro, I booked it outta there when I woke up.

by Jimtkirk March 22, 2017

You can’t put a pickle on an elephant

Something impossible/ something really weird

“I think she’s a right weirdo”
“You know what they say ; you can’t put a pickle on an elephant !”

by Geniaurse December 30, 2020

Put some underwear on

Have a good drive from Chicago to Norwood

Put some underwear on that drive will be long

by Drfunsmack April 5, 2025

Put it in the freezer

Similar to "putting this on the back burner", "adding this to the parking lot", or "taking this offline", this is used to tell someone that you are pausing the conversation and will be discussing it at a later date.

Tyson told the conference that he would put it in the freezer and would be thawing this topic out on our next call when we have gathered more info.

by Lpolloloco May 29, 2024

put it in the ranters

A term invented by forum moderators. This term is used when telling forum users to take their discussion to the ranters section of the forum, because they are arguing or flaming each other, instead of discussing the topic in a friendly manner. Thus the moderators move the entire topic to the ranters section.

Heathy said to put it in the ranters.

by Dark_Loki November 10, 2008