Pot Princess

Someone who has other people roll joints/blunts and pack bowls for them, so their fingers don't get sticky

"She's a pot princess, her boyfriend rolls the joints."

by Pandamonium48 November 29, 2025

Noncompliant Princess Fantasy (NPF)

A kink where someone (the princess) resists consensual physical control and restraint, not to avoid it, but to heighten the experience of being overpowered. Unlike brat play the goal isn’t to provoke punishment, but to maintain an endless and stubbornly tenacious resistance until they are lovingly but very firmly completely subdued.

She wouldn't stop biting me while I tied her up, then tried turning her teeth to the ropes once I'd secured them. Definitely discovered her Noncompliant Princess Fantasy (NPF)

by HighRiskLowContext December 16, 2025

Venusian Princess

A woman who dates men but engages in lesbian sexual activities

Guy 1: How’s it going with your gf?
Guy2: not good, she’s a Venusian Princess

by Montemoto December 22, 2025

sparkle pony princess

another name for christine.

sparkle pony princess is a synonym for the definition of christine in urban dictionary.

by dobbin louis February 5, 2010

The Dehornitization Process

The mental state a male encounters after finishing sexual acts into a woman he doesn't love. This can last anywhere from 1 minute to 17 years.

Sounds like The Dehornitization Process to me Gary

by Gary_gary May 10, 2011

language auditory processing disorder

45 second rule.

* Person A - i have "language auditory processing disorder.."

* person B - you mean the 45 second rule?! ;)

* person A - .............................................yeah!"

by littlejellies September 22, 2011

Human food processor

When your eating or finish chewing but you have to take a shit and you shit while eating.

What are you doing? Doing the human food processor

by Golden asian December 19, 2014