Mormon porn

A video of a sexy slut seducing a Mormon boy into having premarital sex

*example of Mormon porn*
Karla took a video of herself having sex with a Mormon boy and now he’s going to hell

by Dubiks December 16, 2018

graphics porn

A video game that has incredibly beautiful graphics, but no real artistic or entertainment value.

After seeing some videos online, I was stoked to play Crysis, but it turned out to be graphics porn.

by dontkillalljewspls December 15, 2012

Compu-porn

Pornography involving a computer, or any technological products, including microwaves.

Keep your compu-porn off the chat, go make a web series abbout it, or something.

by CCRider345 January 24, 2011

Porning out

To overload oneself with pornography so that one might be left in a state of exhaustion following long masturbation sessions.

You see that dude over there with 3 monitors full of porn? Yeah man he's porning out.

by Syntactyx August 26, 2013

hairy porn

Porn that usually depicts an individual (or individuals) with excessive amounts of body hair around the genitalia, legs, arms/pits, and/or chest. Source material can involve tame things such as vanilla sex with hairy people or a hairy person just masturbating to some weird ass shit like licking/sucking on the hair.
Chances are if you're into this, you grew up watching waaaaaaaaaaaaayy too much Star Wars & thought it was a good idea to hook up with Chewbacca or an Ewok at some point.
Please do not do this.

" Dude, I got the biggest hard-on last night so I whipped out my laptop and pulled up some hairy porn. Got my nut in two strokes, I swear. "

by SayNoToChewbaccaSex April 16, 2017

faggot porn

dick clit porn usually filmed in a Mexican prison while white mfs are getting jumped in the background because they sold crystal meth and other illegal drugs.

What’s your favorite type of porn?
I love faggot porn.
Same, lowkey hot as hell.

by crusty scrotum February 10, 2021

Veteran Porn

Any media involving guns, racism, violence, death, patriotism, and the colors red, white, and blue. Usually manifests on the Facebook pages of currently serving and ex-military folks, but can also go as far as published novels or blockbuster movies.

bro1''Have you watched 'Lone Survivor' yet?''
bro2''Nah, I'm not really into veteran porn, I prefer Asians''

by Dorthea Mortilla October 15, 2014