Sex Piss

Replacement for Jizzum, Spunk, Cum or Ejaculate.

Often used be people who are attempting to speak about sex but find the whole topic quite crude. Commonly used amongst grandmothers and 40 year virgins

'Jon's sex piss went all over Pepe's jacket.'
'Jon sex pisses every time he rides Gloria.'
'Mushrooms and Bananas make Jon sex piss in his pants'

by kirkman1908 November 25, 2020

Piss oak

An oak tree that smells like piss when split. Usually found near swamps.

“When I die I want my ashes spread under a piss oak” —Shawn Johnson

by Husky haven November 28, 2020

Piss Gutter

Noun. A middle part in the hair, often meant to channel piss during a golden shower.

Damn I really like that chick but look at that piss gutter.

by Zyzzles November 29, 2020

velocity piss

when your piss goes to high

joe: dude today i had a velocity piss kim: i dont give a fuck

by krisbek17 October 23, 2020

shit on the piss

Cant drink alcohol without feeling sorry for himself.

Man, Robbo was so drunk on the weekend, carrying on like a little bitch, he's so shit on the piss.

by SandraDee181 February 3, 2021

Charged Piss

After holding it in , a piss that shoots out like a water jet

Tom : Yo you good over there the water there is splashing

Rick : yeah I’m fine I just took a charged piss I haven’t went all day

by AnthraxBat22 February 8, 2021

Hiney Piss

The most extreme form of diarrhea a human being can encounter. The signature key to knowing you are suffering from Hiney Piss is the fact that it literally sounds like you are pissing from your asshole. There is absolutely no solidity to this form of diarrhea, it is pure liquid. Hiney Piss is not a one time event either, usually a human being will suffer from Hiney Piss for an entire day, or even longer. A major side effect of Hiney Piss is a Raw Asshole. This is due to the constant wiping that is being done when suffering from Hiney Piss. It is recommended to use Wet Wipes when dealing with Hiney Piss.

Friend: "Dude are you okay? The bathroom smells like a rotting corpse!"

"I'm okay brah, I am just suffering from some really bad Hiney Piss"

by NippleBob Crane February 12, 2021