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Lava Pee

D1: You drank something that fucked up your kidneys and pissed them off. It retaliated by making your piss feel like magma.

D2: You are starting to value your dicks health and want to retract it when you pee, but it's still a bit tight. You decide to do it anyway and the foreskin shuts the pee valve 90% and makes your pee feel like its 9000 degrees.

D3: You finally get circumcised, but you still feel sensitive. You are in the shower and you are washing your dick. A lot of soap ends up getting there, and you can feel a bit of burning down your urethra. You decide its nothing and go on about your day. You feel like you need to pee and go to the toilet. You feel a shit ton of burning magma piss shoot out. You think your body is gonna explode, but you remember soap and sensitive dick don't mix well.
Guy 1: OW FUCK WHY DOES MY PISS FEEL LIKE LAVA?
Guy 2: You need to take precautions. Don't get the Lava Pee case.
Guy 1: Oh okay- wait what the fuck are you doing in the bathroom?! Get out!!!!

Guy 2: Just sayin. The Lava Pee case can be prevented.
by Skeletonbones November 19, 2022
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It's me orange-pee

The greeting you'll receive from a deranged orange dinosaur who's interested in nothing but snaggering on others.
"It's me orange-pee, doing a little snagger - yeah, yeah, yeah!"
by MylesH November 2, 2019
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touching your pee pee

Someone standing around, not doing jack shit.
What are doing over there? Touching your pee pee??
by Sassysassysassysassysassy April 25, 2017
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Fried Pee

This homeless cracker just walked by and smelled like fried pee, and he made me accidentally swallow my throw up. oop!
by pissy cat October 2, 2018
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Pee on one's grave

Jim: You'll get fucked up this round of Connect Four.
Bob: Nuh-uh, I can pee on one's grave at this game. I've even humiliated a robot in this game.
Jim: Oh shit... O_O
by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020
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pee-ponks

Nana: look at that girls "pee-ponks", where is her mother?!!?
by nutt08 July 29, 2010
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