Top Gun

When you and your buddy simultaneously take a shit on the same toilet. One person uses the upper deck while the other gets the seat imitating a fighter jet cockpit. Bonus points for wearing aviators.

“Damn bro, there’s only one toilet in this bitch, let’s Top Gun this mother fucker!!”

by Slimfitter May 26, 2022

Top Gun

Having Sex with partner and when you are about to cum the male says: permission to fire? She says: do not fire until fire up on.

Last night i pulled the top gun. I was about to cum in her. I told her i was about to cum and she said i couldnt fire until fire up on

by thekeg1 February 06, 2016

Top Gun

And stop bringing up Top Gun. Top gun sucks. The sequel sucks. Plane movies are bad.

Hym “Plane movies suck. All of them. Top gun. Top gun 2. They just aren’t any good. You probably watch MASH... Fucking idiot.”

by Hym Iam September 30, 2022

Hot Dog Bun Gun

A gun that shoots hot dog buns into mouths of people that the hot dog bun gun man deems worthy

Hot dog bun gun man: you are not worthy
Bill: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOoOoooOoOo i Want a hot dog bun shot in my mouth with a gun
Hot dog bun gun man: next
Hot dog bun gun man: you are worthy
Dave: LEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO this is my dream, i love getting hot dog buns shot in my mouth.

by hfarbjhfbgrjhgur June 28, 2021

Bus Gun

The B23R handgun from Call of Duty: Black Ops II. Can be bought from the bus in the Zombies map TranZit.

"Bro, I'm telling you, Dualie Kaps are the best secondary."
"Nah brother, try the Bus Gun."

by Cone the Bro May 20, 2024

sheesh gun

Its pretty much the same thing as sheesh but in gun form.

sheesh gun! you get a sheesh!you get a sheesh!everyone gets a sheesh!!

by sheesh gun May 21, 2021

Double Barrel Cum Gun

This sexual manoeuvre requires one male receiving oral gratification from one (or more) female's. When the male in question ejaculates in the females throat, the female will the close her mouth and squirt out of her nose. Thus causing plenty of spaff to speed out of her nasal cavity, causing the Double Barrel Cum Gun effect that is desired.

Dave: What did you get up to last night then?
Matthew: After I finished I made my missus Double Barrel Cum Gun.
Dave: Oh respect.

by Greatest cum master of Devon May 15, 2021