Bad Moon

When you go to moon someone and there is shit on your ass

OH NO was mooning someone and it turned into a Bad Moon

by Mahbobeh May 27, 2023

jacob moon

A guy that has feelings for a minor and will do anything to get in her pants

Exp: jacob moon and peyton harp are in love

by Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy69 November 01, 2021

Mooning Wood

When you get an erection after someone mooned in front of you.

Me: I woke up with the weirdest boner.
You: You just experienced mooning wood.

by gregben September 30, 2023

Moon Money

The money you spend from your moon bag / profits from an investment that has mooned.

Just bought a new Tesla with moon money from my dogecoin bag. LFG!!!

by LowerCasel September 05, 2021

Sela Moon

Sela Moon Is Jamal's bestfriend.She is very lightskin and picky.Overall she's the bestfriend anyone could ask for.

Sela Moon is lightskin not brownskin don't be fooled by her lies.

by Fin Germyas May 22, 2023

Moon Beading

The act of buying Moon Rock weed from a greasy beaner in his twenties and the proceeding to string the moon rocks out on a piece of fishing wire, resembling anal beads. Your homies then dip the moon rocks into your ass slowly. No homo tho

Mom: What the fuck are you kids doing to Dan?????
Me and the Boys: Chill mom we just moon beading
Mom: oh ok
Me and the Boys: yah
Mom: ... Can I join?

by Big Joj Boy June 04, 2019

moon minge

Freshly shaven/waxed fandango that has its first outing the evening of the trimmage.

Brian couldn’t believe the full moon minge in front of him when Karen removed her knickers.

by Captain Dreadnaught April 30, 2024