Sexual intercourse where neither participant wishes to orgasm before the other (see Mexican stand off).
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An after-dinner game where diners take it in turns to shout out swear words, in clockwise order around the table. Similar to a 'Mexican Wave' at sports events, but using swear-words instead of standing up.
(at dinner party) Bob: Mexican Tourette! Bastard!
Mike: Shit!
Celia: Twat!
Linda: Wanker!
Bob: Asshole!
etc...repeat ad nauseam....
Mike: Shit!
Celia: Twat!
Linda: Wanker!
Bob: Asshole!
etc...repeat ad nauseam....
by King Drax March 26, 2010
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Derived from the 1980s when Hector Josè Morales landed in Mexico after parachuting from a plane carrying exotic melons, landing in an attractive American's backyard. She told him she would marry him and legalize him if he could make her have numerous orgasms.
Derived from the 1980s when Hector Josè Morales landed in Mexico after parachuting from a plane carrying exotic melons, landing in an attractive American's backyard. She told him she would marry him and legalize him if he could make her have numerous orgasms.
Rick: what are you doing this weekend?
Nicky: not much, imma little stressed..
Rick: a mexican relaxer should clear that up!
Nicky: oh nah, I don't drink liquor!!
Rick: neither do I *drops pants to ankles*
Nicky: not much, imma little stressed..
Rick: a mexican relaxer should clear that up!
Nicky: oh nah, I don't drink liquor!!
Rick: neither do I *drops pants to ankles*
by F.Mac April 30, 2010
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Get the mexican powers mug.Sally: Hey Larry
Larry: Ya?
Sally: How about we spice things up a little tonight.
Larry: How?
Sally: How about you dump a jar of salsa on my ham wallet before you dominate the shit out of me.
Larry: That sounds like it might spice things up.
Sally: We could call it a mexican ham wallet.
Larry: Ya?
Sally: How about we spice things up a little tonight.
Larry: How?
Sally: How about you dump a jar of salsa on my ham wallet before you dominate the shit out of me.
Larry: That sounds like it might spice things up.
Sally: We could call it a mexican ham wallet.
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