Me: Hey Gordon, do you remember the homework that was due today from two weeks ago.
Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.
Me: But it's due in like an hour.
Gordon: What's due in an hour?
Me: Damn you got that sh-long term memory.
Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.
Me: But it's due in like an hour.
Gordon: What's due in an hour?
Me: Damn you got that sh-long term memory.
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"Dude just do the long island tail and go from there"
"Dude just do the long island tail and go from there"
by Litlikefire July 9, 2018
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Person 1: What school you at?
Person 2: The Long Eaton School m8
Person 1: That chavy place? nah m8, errywhere around it is much betta
Person 2: The Long Eaton School m8
Person 1: That chavy place? nah m8, errywhere around it is much betta
by Yeet666ImGoingToHell August 26, 2018
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by THICK BECKY January 26, 2019
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Banji: I am going to buy a house here on this cliff.
THE NEXT DAY:
Banji: I should really get a house here.
RETURNED HOME FROM HOLIDAYS
Conclusion:
Aryan: BANJI, YOU HAVE A LONG TOUNGUE.
Banji: I am going to buy a house here on this cliff.
THE NEXT DAY:
Banji: I should really get a house here.
RETURNED HOME FROM HOLIDAYS
Conclusion:
Aryan: BANJI, YOU HAVE A LONG TOUNGUE.
by AryanTheWordArtist January 28, 2019
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Came out the house dude looking but wont run up, hollar, sign, fart, cuss, NOTHING! Long Distance Lurking by that tree in the field.
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