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Pick Up Lines

Cheesy lines used by sleezy guys to "pick up" girls for the night. You know a girl is shallow/stupid/or just straight up horny, if she falls for these.
Random Guy: Wanna come to my house for pizza and a fuck?
Random Girl: Uh.....no....
Random Guy: What's the matter? Don't like pizza?
by Agra April 1, 2004
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lineup

A queue of prostitutes, often of varying ethnicity and hair color, arranged linearly against a flat surface, normally a facade, for the purpose of offering patrons a very wide selection. The lineup is most commonly seen in the area that is common to various gentlemen's clubs, and the prostitutes are normally just getting off their gentlemen club shifts to make some extra money.

The biggest problem with the lineup is the patrons have to find somewhere nearby (outside) after making their selection. The lineup is most commonly found in cities like Atlanta, Miami, and Las Vegas.
Yo, Tisha, it's dead tonight. I'm gonna have to hit up the lineup later if I'm going to even break even.

I know dat's right.

Don't bother payin' for a lap dance. For a few extra dollars we can hit up the lineup afterwards.
by TomHat October 17, 2009
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Behind-Enemy-Lines-Poo

A poo which effectively flushes itself...job done! The poo falls into the toilet and with its dynamic shape it simply flows away all by itself.

Toilet skill level required: 10
I just performed a Behind-Enemy-Lines-Poo....
by Conebuddy June 4, 2011
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linear jerk

after all jake gyllenhaal films, a circle jerk must be performed in his honor. unless there's only two people, in which case it must be a linear jerk.
by Hizo October 8, 2006
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sex lines

the beautiful markings cut into the flesh on the lower abdomen of a fit male (or an extremely fit female).

They can be found on people such as Pete Wentz, Usher, and Kelly Clarkson.
He removed his shirt and when i saw his lovely set of sex lines, I pounced on him.
by Shelby Renee July 24, 2008
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jesus lines

The V on a mans lower torso leading from above his hips to his crotch. Said to come from the many illustrations of Jesus on the cross, with his lines prominant and somewhat enticing.
"Damn, did you see the Jesus lines on him? They lead right to the prize."
by Zac(no h) August 11, 2006
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lines

What George W. does for a good time.
G Dub can snort a line like no ones business.
by ChickenFriedKitten June 16, 2004
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