Creme Jacking

Licking out the contents for a Creme Egg, filling the contents with semen and having a sexual partner eat said egg.

My girlfriend and I were bored at home one day, she was a little peckish so I treated her to a spot of Creme Jacking.

by UGotCunted161 July 17, 2019

Jack Hillier

Jack Hillier is a sexy, former fat cunt, professional pool player and a sex God.

Jack Hillier fucked my cat

by Jack Hillier May 20, 2019

Jack Leavy

Jack Leavy is a gay 5’5 man who is gay and has no life and is also a dumbass. He thinks he is funny but isn’t. Jack Leavy is an overall idiot

That Jack Leavy is so gay

by TS1011 October 15, 2019

Pulling a jack

Pulling a jack is when your party/chat is annoying and toxic so you mute them.

You your so fucking annoying and toxic I’m considering pulling a jack

by CG MonoChrome August 3, 2019

Doing a Jack

Acting like a right twat and triple dropping ecstasy pills

I’m Doing a Jack see you in the welfare tent

by Juro94 August 28, 2019

Fart-Jack

The act of being lazy, or not doing what one is supposed to be doing, such as at a job.

"Quit fart-jacking around Bill, if we don't get this work done we're going to be fired".

by Jeano-Beano May 26, 2018

jack peevers

Insanely racist, cannot stand any member of any other races. He does however have an incredibly massive cock, and drops the freshest memes anyone on the planet has ever witnessed in their lives. If burning people at the stake were a career, he would be a professional. Every single girl on the planet gets absolutely drenched whenever they hear, see, or smell the presence of Jack Peevers anywhere near them.

"Oh my God! I just got the hardest pounding ever by Jack Peevers!! I won't be able to walk properly for months!"

"Woah, do you see that?! He's wearing four pairs of jeans but I can still see Jack's massive cock imprint!"

by Dwilks69420blazeit December 18, 2017