A holiday in a small Filipino tribes religion focusing on abstinence and death. this is because no sex=death because the population would be gone. this is to honor the dead. also no alchohol or potatoes can be consumed on this day because they mess up your soul
by BigDickAdamLivesInWilliamsburg January 14, 2021
Get the January 14- Filipino Holiday (Araw ng Kamatayan ng Kamatayan)mug. On January 9th, despite views on your future sexual orientation, you are highly encouraged to hit up a furry and have some intimate relationships with them!
January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day
Todd: Oh shit dude, its January 9th, we gotta fuck a furry!
Jerald: Dude you gotta get a big one, last year was some scrawny white dude who smelled like a day old four loko
Todd: Oh shit dude, its January 9th, we gotta fuck a furry!
Jerald: Dude you gotta get a big one, last year was some scrawny white dude who smelled like a day old four loko
by ffaiit January 5, 2024
Get the January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Daymug. by Nfkkdkdkf December 12, 2020
Get the January 2mug. National Fake-your-birthday day!
Who doesn't like a day where it's everyones birthday? Tell your friends that you're one year older, and sorry if your birthday is actually today hehe
Who doesn't like a day where it's everyones birthday? Tell your friends that you're one year older, and sorry if your birthday is actually today hehe
Today is January 7th, which technically means its my birthday whether you like it or not. FREE CAKE NOM NOM NOM!!
by Hjhghhgnugbfjh January 7, 2024
Get the January 7thmug. A January Griffin is A cute funny guy with Dave Franco eyebrows. He is the nicest guy you will ever meet. After a conversation with him you won't be able to get your mind off him, and every time he calls or texts you, your heart will fill up with joy and excitement. He is someone you don't need to impress because he thinks your beautiful just the way you are. It doesn't matter if you're a depressing/suicidal person who needs therapy, he loves you. It doesn't matter if you think your fat. It doesn't matter if you think you're ugly. It doesn't matter if you think your no good. he sees past all imperfections. Around griffin, I can be me, and I don't care how I look, because he's the only guy I've ever liked and I feel like I don't need to try and be pretty for him to like me. Also, he may act very gay and wear pink toucan shirts, but don't worry he's straight. Just try and stay away from his friends. If you get a griffin in your life, don't screw it up.
Guy 1: Who is that? Whats with his shirt?
Guy 2: It's a pink toucan shirt? He must be gay.
Me: Nah. That's January Griffin, He's just crazy., And awesome, And gay, but not gay. He acts gay but he's straight.
Guy 2: It's a pink toucan shirt? He must be gay.
Me: Nah. That's January Griffin, He's just crazy., And awesome, And gay, but not gay. He acts gay but he's straight.
by myemoliferightnow August 23, 2018
Get the January Griffinmug. by unitedstatesgovernmentduhh March 11, 2025
Get the January 1mug. A local holiday in Utah where a female fiancé will bring their partner yummy food. Together they will celebrate the life of MLK and enjoy good conversations about civil rights. This day is a day for the fiancé to let her partner play Madden with his friends while she cuddles up to him/her.
by B3M13A20C21 January 14, 2021
Get the January 15, 2021mug.