January 1

A day where you throw a turtle as hard as you can at the face of your enemy!!

Isla: “Hey Eve!” “It’s January 1!”
Eve: “Yeah New Years!”
Isla: “And also” hurdles turtle in to eves nose!! :)

by Izlatheleader;) December 19, 2020

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9 January

The World's Humour Anniversary. Before this date, the world's humour was *dead*.

On 9 January 2023, the world would celebrate its 21st Humour Anniversary.

by yavuh January 8, 2023

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January 1st

January 1st is BFDI day. BFDI's anniversary. You must watch every BFDI video on the Jacknjellify channel and change your profile picture on every social media to a BFDI character for that whole day.

Hey dude! It's January 1st!
January 1st? I guess I have to change my profile picture and begin watching!

by Berrino November 24, 2023

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January 30th

Buy the girl you talk to whatever she wants day

"Baby, can you pay for my shein purchase?"
"Of course my love, it's January 30th"

by Anonymus_229 January 30, 2025

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January 19

The most DSMP obsessed uwu bakas are born on this day! Go tell your obsessed DSMP friend

Person1: Omg! You look dsmp don’t you?!
Person2: yessss!!
Person1: Well it’s January 19!DSMP day!
Person2: OMG

by spencerreidd November 18, 2021

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January 1

NATIONAL BUY WHATEVER YOUR FRIENDS TELL YOU TO

FRIENDS: HEY ITS January 1 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS NATIONAL BUY WHATEVER YOUR FRIENDS TELL YOU TO. NOW I WANT A MacBook Pro

ME: I will buy it. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by JULIETTTE November 16, 2020

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