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southern ham slut

Someone who has sex with a pig upside down in the south, most likely in Florida.
by Todd Benson January 22, 2023
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HAM

A cornball
A lame
Somebody who falls for anything
A goofy
It could also mean getting played
A dweeb
say you tryna talk to a girl and she play you or tryna act like you ain't you,, then if I was right there I would be like damn bro she just hammed you or you can be like damn I just hammed It could also mean you finessed somebody Soon as he send the money ima ham his ass in other words he not getting shit
by mr.chosen May 9, 2025
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Ham

This is when your pussy stink but it ain’t fishy
Wow my pussy stink of ham
by JapaneseElderlyMan June 21, 2019
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Ham Puncher

That guy is such a ham puncher.

I played a ham puncher in C.o.d he kicked my ass!
by sqwinch April 24, 2012
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Ham Pamphlet

The act of inserting the penis (or the ham) in between two girls vaginal areas as they scissor. Optional: To make it a bit more spicy, girl #1 can eat out the guys booty hole, or girl #2 can make out with the guy, or if you're a tallented group, you can perform both while performing the almighty Ham Pamphlet
"Bro, I know you're into peaking in on freaky ass groups who have crazy sex. Well did you get to catch me in the act of giving samantha and jenni a ham pamphlet?!?!"
by wienerchicken September 13, 2011
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Sway-ham

first of all, make sure he doesn't fall because the world would end secondly this person is very aggressive and will regularly in fights start humping peoples legs as a side effect of extreme loneliness also loves having gay sex with harendran's as a past time.
ohhh god not sway-ham.
by the sway-ham whisperer March 4, 2019
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sloppy ham

When your buddy comes over on new years day, and you let him put it in your butt, without any lube
Man, I love going over to my buddies house okn new years day for some sloppy ham
by Brohamjohnson January 1, 2018
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