A place you go to look at memes. or you're just bored out of your fucking mind. Or you are procrastinating. Maybe you want a quick fap. (i don't judge)
Mom: Why were you in your room for 37 hours straight?
Depressed 14 year old: da fuckin internet
Mom: What were you doing?
Depressed 14 year old: everything. porn, fapped, youtube, memes, made life choices i will regret
Mom: Is that what you do on the internet? (n. a global computer network providing a variety of information and communication facilities, consisting of interconnected networks using standardized communication protocols)
Depressed 14 year old: *tips fedora* fuk yeah
Depressed 14 year old: da fuckin internet
Mom: What were you doing?
Depressed 14 year old: everything. porn, fapped, youtube, memes, made life choices i will regret
Mom: Is that what you do on the internet? (n. a global computer network providing a variety of information and communication facilities, consisting of interconnected networks using standardized communication protocols)
Depressed 14 year old: *tips fedora* fuk yeah
by ur mom's spatula March 28, 2019
Get the The Internetmug. by 123real definitions September 21, 2019
Get the Internetmug. by kewlkez December 12, 2016
Get the Internet-funnymug. An area that's just like another universe except it's crammed inside an electronic device. The only thing that you can do is go deeper as you enter.
Person 1: My internet connection is wayyyyyyy to slow!
Person 2: Swiggity swooty, better catch that booty.
Person 2: Swiggity swooty, better catch that booty.
by MNoDead March 18, 2017
Get the internetmug. Someone who has been shaped by internet culture; their personality, intrests, takes or tastes, being tailored by online trends.
Alternatively it can refer to someone who is alternative or unsual as a result of exposure to such aspects online at a young age.
Example: Wilbur soot. (source: Soot, Wilbur. "The internet ruined me". Youtube. 25th May, 2020.)
Alternatively it can refer to someone who is alternative or unsual as a result of exposure to such aspects online at a young age.
Example: Wilbur soot. (source: Soot, Wilbur. "The internet ruined me". Youtube. 25th May, 2020.)
by Janice the Bathroom Cleaner January 9, 2023
Get the a Product of the Internetmug. Internet Music is a loosely defined group of music from all sorts of genre that are noted to only be listened to be chronically online individuals.
Examples of artists include:
JPEGMAFIA
Ecco2k/Bladee and other Drain Gang related artists
Mitski
Semetary.
MF DOOM
And so forth.
Examples of artists include:
JPEGMAFIA
Ecco2k/Bladee and other Drain Gang related artists
Mitski
Semetary.
MF DOOM
And so forth.
Chronically Online Person: ''OMG!! DID YOU HEAR THE NEW MEGAZOOMER MITSKI X DRAIN GANG EP DROP????''
Person 2: ''Err...no. Sorry. Not a big internet person. Haha.....'I dont like internet music.....''
Person 2: ''Err...no. Sorry. Not a big internet person. Haha.....'I dont like internet music.....''
by TylerTheInventor January 27, 2023
Get the Internet Musicmug. The Smart Internet Suite (SIS) is the best of bread applications that work together to create the most productive knowledge, collaboration and personal productivity tools available on the Internet. Usually based on Web 2.0 applications.
by Robert Burwood August 4, 2007
Get the Smart Internet Suite (SIS)mug.