Garrison Union Free School

Where children go to have all of their sanity, hope, dreams, happiness, and individuality be destroyed.
{pain} {suffering} {traumatic} {hell}

“Hey I really fucking hate my kid and I want them to suffer for atleast 8 hours a day, 5 days a week.”
“Oh! You should send them to Garrison Union Free School! They’re great at destroying the souls of children both big and small!”

by Abby Moriarty October 25, 2018

free range cock gobbler

Used when describing a female who is eager to have sex with any man she comes in contact with.

Man, Barbara has really turned in to a free range cock gobbler lately.

Or

Two guys sitting at a bar see a sluty chick walk in. Man 1 turns to man 2 and says:

Free range cock gobbler at 9 o'clock!

by GR8WhiteDevil July 11, 2017

Free titty pic day

Someone has to send you a free titty pic

Person 1: Yo it’s free titty pic day.
Person 2: I got you.

by Gifjcjgjdjd May 26, 2022

Free Shake at the Backyard Burger

"doggy style sex you didn't expect with a girl who has a hot butt"

"Yo man, I came home and went out back and my neighbor was working in her garden, when I saw her from behind I told her how fine she was and ended up getting a free shake at the backyard burger!"

by Haroldinatl April 18, 2006

its free real estate

its free real estate: A dank meme that shows a man in a joke infomercial. He waves you forward as he puts his hand to his mouth and whispers, “it’s free real estate.”
This will be a meme that lives forever.

Hey how you doing love mama let me whisper in ear tell you something that you might like to hear its free real estate.

by GT King July 31, 2018

land of the free and the home of the brave

United States, where we stand together, and fight together. And deep fry twinsies. 'Murica

"Dude we live in the land of the free and the home of the brave?"
"That's rad!!!"

by Betty554584 September 16, 2013

FAP - Free Arab Priests

FAP is a chant shouted by the people trying to Free Arab Priests. It is their last resort, hopefully the evil Arab Priest capturers will show remorse and set them free. Soon everyone in the streets will be FAP-ing with all their strength!

At a FAP - Free Arab Priests Protest...

Devoted FAP-ers : 'FAP! FAP! FAP!'
Evil Arab Priest Capturers : 'NEVERRRRRRRRRRR MUHAHAHA!'
Everybody in the streets : 'FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP AHHHH FAP FAP FAP!!!'

by whiteley January 15, 2010