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Finish third in a two horse race

bottle something so badly that you lose out of something which was taken for granted before.
Only Spurs can finish third in a two horse race.
by hallucinating_019 June 28, 2022
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A stronger way of saying the phrase, "fuck you and the horse you rode in on".
{Chris}: Todd, it's your turn to clean the Collecto* out tonight.
{Todd}: Christ, I cleaned the fucking thing last night and the night before! Fuck you and the horse that rode you in!

* The Collecto (abbr. for the Winston CollectraMatic) is the pressurised deep fat fryer used for preparing Original Recipe chicken at Kentucky Fried Chicken.
by Telephony July 29, 2014
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Words don't win a horse race

This is an old New England saying, specifically originating during the heyday of Rockingham Park Racetrack in Salem, New Hampshire. You might say this when someone is all talk and no action or saying something they can't back up.
Asenath: I can cross-stitch so much better than you!
Ivory (who is a sought-after bride because of her cross-stitch skills): Words don't win a horse race.
by Herodotus Greenleaf October 12, 2020
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From old spagetthi westerns, where one would "see a man about a horse" when his needs for urinating became to high.
by frakk April 1, 2004
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Pissing like the Co-op horse

A lengthy stand up piss, making lots of noise and seemingly never ending.

Co-op horse - used to pull the milk float in years gone by.
He must have been on the boys lager last night , lsten , he's pissing like the Co-op horse
by oldmanbeforemytime March 2, 2010
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a term used when pissed at a boss or an authority figure when they feel they are better than you
when alice was fired she told the boss " fuck you and the horse you rode in on!!!"
by chris Washington October 13, 2005
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