Only Spurs can finish third in a two horse race.
by hallucinating_019 June 29, 2022
{Chris}: Todd, it's your turn to clean the Collecto* out tonight.
{Todd}: Christ, I cleaned the fucking thing last night and the night before! Fuck you and the horse that rode you in!
* The Collecto (abbr. for the Winston CollectraMatic) is the pressurised deep fat fryer used for preparing Original Recipe chicken at Kentucky Fried Chicken.
{Todd}: Christ, I cleaned the fucking thing last night and the night before! Fuck you and the horse that rode you in!
* The Collecto (abbr. for the Winston CollectraMatic) is the pressurised deep fat fryer used for preparing Original Recipe chicken at Kentucky Fried Chicken.
by Telephony July 30, 2014
by chris Washington October 14, 2005
This is an old New England saying, specifically originating during the heyday of Rockingham Park Racetrack in Salem, New Hampshire. You might say this when someone is all talk and no action or saying something they can't back up.
Asenath: I can cross-stitch so much better than you!
Ivory (who is a sought-after bride because of her cross-stitch skills): Words don't win a horse race.
Ivory (who is a sought-after bride because of her cross-stitch skills): Words don't win a horse race.
by Herodotus Greenleaf October 12, 2020
From old spagetthi westerns, where one would "see a man about a horse" when his needs for urinating became to high.
by frakk April 01, 2004
A lengthy stand up piss, making lots of noise and seemingly never ending.
Co-op horse - used to pull the milk float in years gone by.
Co-op horse - used to pull the milk float in years gone by.
by oldmanbeforemytime March 02, 2010
by chris Washington October 13, 2005