by fendexx April 17, 2023
Get the all this designer got me drip dripmug. The cumulative anal damage if your partner goes and switches toilet paper brands on you, or you over-killed on the hot sauce the night before. The merge of the word Ass and Issues.
Ah man, why did she do it. We were out of toilet paper and she brought home the cheap brand. Now I got some serious Assues.
Damn that habanero sauce was killer!! Now I got some serious Assues.
Damn that habanero sauce was killer!! Now I got some serious Assues.
by vikchop June 19, 2010
Get the Now I got some serious Assuesmug. by Ralph 😁😁😁 March 28, 2022
Get the got a few inches on you and i’m tallermug. by nismogtr311 March 14, 2010
Get the micheal jordan aint got shit on me!mug. by Upsiez May 27, 2008
Get the I got ups in my day-Z'smug. One of the go to phrases that women and gay men tell men of smaller to average penis endowment. This is to ensure that he does not feel insecure, especially before, during and after sex.
The second biggest fable next to Santa Claus.
The second biggest fable next to Santa Claus.
The one guy that I have been wanting sex with...the stars finally aligned and we were able to be alone and let nature take its course last night. Well I should know that somethings are too good to be true. The whole experience turned out to be a it's not what you've got, it's how you use it. Why is it everytime I tell a guy that I feel like I just told my daughter that there is no Santa..
fable white lie
fable white lie
by TheBigCanucklehead March 21, 2015
Get the It's not what you've got, it's how you use it.mug. A small reminding phrase to let someone of a stupid act know that they got moaded, burned. Usually best used in context around other people.
You, your girlfriend and another couple go to the zoo and the monkeys throw shit on just you. You got ficky ficky faced the face that got faced.
by Dr.Willow January 27, 2007
Get the Ficky Ficky Faced the face that got facedmug.