fuck unit

A unit of measurement that can be made to mean anything. Just like the word fuck.

New York tastes like it's about 50 fuck units away from here.

by preachdumb February 14, 2014

Destination Fucked

A woman chugging half a beer before failing to crush the can on her head, then almost falling g off a roof; simultaneously being flicked off by a small child; fire and a fat pig in the same frame for some odd reason

Bloody wanker! They're all headed to Destination Fucked!

by Double R Bar Burger November 29, 2018

destination fucked

There's a sheila drinking beer, and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk. She fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid pulling the finger. To the right you'll notice there's a fire. Aaand there's a fat pig.

Ozzy Man said " Someone should write this as the definition of "destination fucked" in the dictionary".

by Grandmastershek November 29, 2018

Destination Fucked

A place where you'll find a woman named Sheila surrounded by fire, a kid flipping the bird, and a fat pig, all while she smashes a beer on her head and attempts to skate off of a roof Tony Hawk style, and eats shit.

"By golly Bob, that woman sent herself straight to Destination Fucked after attempting that sad stunt"

by kingfisher93 November 29, 2018

Baton Fucking

Fucking while pouring (in the anus or vagina) concrete with steel bars for reinforcement

I destroyed Jenny's anus while baton fucking her last night

by Eckersley June 15, 2016

Fuck that noise

FTN. Slang for "that's rediculous", or "I'm not buying it".

The autoshop wanted to charge extra for putting air in the tires... I said, "Fuck that noise. I'm not paying for air."

by Btbullet January 2, 2017

Excuse The Fuck

A simple reaction that describes only question and disgust.

(Warning there were real quotes)
“One time I accidentally nutted in my eye”

“Excuse the fuck”

“You people make me wish I was uncircumcised”
“EXCUSE THE FUCK?!?”

by @W01 October 27, 2020