A person who is very stupid and is very ugly and goofy. 99.99% chance this kid is white and acts goofy. and is so short (3'2). everyone hates this type of person and he has no friends.
by aiden347 December 6, 2022
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Get the Ethan mug.ok this msg is for ethan liao bc he’s just perfect ykyk. ok so basically ethan, i’ve been wanting to tell u that i liked u for a very long time. like even ur sister knows lmao. santa didn’t give me what i wanted bc i put you in my wishlist 😭 but it’s fine. anyways, i’ve been wanting to tell you that, everytime when you msg me, i get all excited. but what really hurt me was that you were literally so dry. like as dry as the desert. but you were still my number one. n you short asf. like even a girl is taller than u, smh. anyways… .i hope u never see this msg bc it’s just a dumb middle school crush ☹️
girl: hey girl, just to lyk that THE ethan liao is coming THIS way
me: OMG
ethan: *literally bumps into me without saying an excuse me or sorry*
me: THAT WAAS SO DANG ATTRACTIVE!!! so hot omg
girl: girl…you picked the wrong dude.
me: no i didn’t, he’s so handsome
girl: GIRL, DONT EVEN TALK ABOUT HIS LOOKS…
**this was a real life experience…he literally bumped into me during the thanksgiving feast in middle school. he didn’t say an excuse me or sorry, he just continued talking with his friends. i was literally getting all excited that i went to the bathroom with my friend and i was literally punching the stalls and kicking the air with my feet. he got me all excited n sh….😭**
me: OMG
ethan: *literally bumps into me without saying an excuse me or sorry*
me: THAT WAAS SO DANG ATTRACTIVE!!! so hot omg
girl: girl…you picked the wrong dude.
me: no i didn’t, he’s so handsome
girl: GIRL, DONT EVEN TALK ABOUT HIS LOOKS…
**this was a real life experience…he literally bumped into me during the thanksgiving feast in middle school. he didn’t say an excuse me or sorry, he just continued talking with his friends. i was literally getting all excited that i went to the bathroom with my friend and i was literally punching the stalls and kicking the air with my feet. he got me all excited n sh….😭**
by ilovefrankocean123 December 12, 2022
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The worlds most powerful couple if you ever see a Ethan and Eva you best be jealous because they are together forever they just get each other and they are themselves around each other Eva is the smart brains of the relationship Ethan is the muscle and looks of the relation ship but they both light up a room when they enter. Everyone wants to be them.
The worlds most powerful couple if you ever see a Ethan and Eva you best be jealous because they are together forever they just get each other and they are themselves around each other Eva is the smart brains of the relationship Ethan is the muscle and looks of the relation ship but they both light up a room when they enter. Everyone wants to be them.
Girl#1: Who's that...
Girl#2: Oh that's Eva and Ethan aren't they cute together.
Girl#1: OMG yea I wish jack and I were that cute.
Girl#2: Oh that's Eva and Ethan aren't they cute together.
Girl#1: OMG yea I wish jack and I were that cute.
by Eva<3<3 December 18, 2022
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