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Door goblin

A common creature that likes to hinder doors, sideways and any other busy or crowded areas in general. When asked to step aside, the tend to ignore the request, sometimes on purpose.
It seems that the best weapon againts this beast is a solid shove.
Move or I move you, you stupid door goblin, you're blocking the way.
by Tumamafat July 11, 2020
mugGet the Door goblinmug.
A cop.
That boy/girl next door with a badge loves to bark orders at other boys/girls next door to them.
by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023
mugGet the Boy/girl next door with a badgemug.

Double doored

While working for a large automotive company, you forcefully join a coworker in the automatic turnstile door. Shuffling through the process in an erotic baby step dance.
Wow...they double doored on the way out of the building. They'll never be the same.
by Txxxxx11 April 19, 2022
mugGet the Double dooredmug.

at death's door

very near the end of one's life. (Often an exaggeration.) I was so ill that I was at death's door for three days. The family dog was at death's door for three days, and then it finally died.
dying or very ill He literally was at death's door when a liver became available for transplant.
by lokhad March 30, 2017
mugGet the at death's doormug.

Door

a place you can enter through and go back into
i opened this Door
by Epic chad February 22, 2023
mugGet the Doormug.

knocking at your back door

a) the act of specifically raping a virgin teen girl in the anus

b) arriving somewhere unexpectedly, when they least expect you.
sociologist of criminal behavior, (visiting the cemetery of Marion State Prison, Illinois): Ghost Poinsalet, I hear you are famous, even among ghosts, in this cemetery. What have you been incarcerated, and executed for, 27 years ago?

ghost of Matthew Poinsalet (character from Dead Man Walking): Sir, it was for knocking at your back door, definition b), to the house of 2 virgin teen girls, then committing knocking at your back door, definition a), and then finally murdering my victims.

sociologist (under his breath): How atrocious, may we condemn all child rapists and murderers to the electric chair, Amen.
by Sexydimma May 31, 2015
mugGet the knocking at your back doormug.

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