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Side Door

When someone uses a friend to connect to another
Brandon's girlfriend got my number off his phone and tried to side door me for information about where he was last night.
by Rodneylr July 6, 2016
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The girl next door

"the girl next door" is a girl that's most of the time, quiet, to herself, loves helping others even if it's to the extent of her own health. Aside of have no self preservation she has a LOVE for drawing, reading and LOVES to laugh at the wrong times.

Sometimes the stuff she reads isn't the holy est but it works for her. Don't go in her at home library!

She's a different kind of pretty. She's not the normal "basic girl pretty" her looks shines from her different unique features.. her cool eyes, her hair, her jawline, her socially ackward smile, her freckles, her nose. Everything about her is unique an it draws you in and you don't know why.
Boy1: "cool dude what's she like?"

Boy2: "she's like the girl next door."
by Chattywallnut0 February 15, 2024
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knob hand door touch

The process in which you open the door to the toilet after using it without washing your hands!
Wow, did you see that bloke? He just did a knob hand door touch! Be careful
by 3 finger fred August 1, 2016
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Squeaky Door-Hinge

When your having sex with a women on the open side of a door, and when she begins to moan, you spray the inside of her mouth with WD-40 to make her stop. Or slam the door into the back of her head when she is giving head.
Woman 1: Man, the inside of my mouth feels really scratchy this morning.
Woman 2: How come?
Woman 1: My fucking boyfriend wouldn't stop spraying the inside of my mouth with WD-40, calling it the "Squeaky Door-Hinge".
by Beeksteer25 February 26, 2025
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door knob twist

When a man with a chode chodebecomes erect erect and someone else clutches the bulge bulge through the pants and twists it like a door knob.
Example:
Girl: Omg! Your dick dick looks like a door knob through your pants

Boy: Do you want to try and door knob twist it?
by Boppin' Beter August 29, 2017
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Apache Door Gunner

A term used by military personnel to sidestep questions about their actual job, especially when they don't want to get specific or even talk to the person asking the question. The name comes from the fact that the AH-64 Apache attack helicopter doesn't actually have a side door for a gunner.
Obnoxious VetBro: "Bro you're in the military? Dude I was too! What's your job?"

Servicemember minding their own business: "Uhh, I was an Apache Door Gunner..."

Obnoxious VetBro: "Oh sick bro! I didn't know they had those!"
by bachoochoo June 26, 2024
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open door closet

When someone identifies as straight but shows a genuine romantic and/or great personal interest in a transgender person who identifies as the opposite gender of that person.
“I thought he was straight. I can’t believe he’s dating a transgender woman.”
“I guess he’s an Open Door Closet.”
by Fantastic? 90210 October 15, 2025
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