Pre-Emptive Deep-Sea Diving

Pre-Emptive Deep-Sea Diving is when, after taking an enormous shit, you pre-emptively stick your hand down in the toilet water and break up the gigantic turd BEFORE you flush, therefore avoiding an embarrasing overflow situation. Suffice to say, some prepartion is necessary. (If the situation around Uranus requires you to wipe immediately, just "stage" the used toilet paper (TP) on the edge of the bowl and flush them AFTER the crisis has resolved itself. Otherwise, wipe later. 1) Wad up a bunch of TP ahead of time, to be used to clean off your shit-stained finger tips after you've done the deed. 2) Pull your pants half-way up, just in case there is a flood. 3) DIVE!, DIVE!, DIVE! Stick that hand right down in there and start breaking that turd up. Don't be afraid to overdo it. 4) DON'T WIPE YOUR FINGERS OFF YET! Use your clean hand to flush, then quickly cross your fingers for good luck. 5) If all goes well, you've successfully dropped the Cosby Kids off at the pool. Congratulations! If it didn't work, skip Step 6 and proceed immediately to Step 7. 6) Use your pre-saved wad of TP to clean your fingers off, then drop the used TP in the bowl. Proceed to wipe your butt (or if you've pre-wiped, tap in the used TP) and drop the TP in the (now) nearly empty bowl. Whew! 7) If the poop break up did not work (or you were too pussy to do it!), quickly hobble out of the stall to the next stall and finish your paperwork there. Act innocent.

Ollie: Well, Stan, that was a delightful and quite filling meal. Now, if you'll just excuse me for a moment.

Stan: Don't forget about Pre-Emptive Deep-Sea Diving! (smiles sheepishly and scratches top of head).

Ollie: Indeed.

by The Sage Advice Man August 12, 2012

Take Her Deep

1. adieu: a farewell remark; particularly used at drive thru windows.
2. Circa 2006: a song by Doug.

Tim Hortons: "Here's your coffee".
Me: "You take her deep now".

by Nikki Seadonkey September 28, 2006

deebag

To pull another persons shorts or pants down. It works effectively if their is a gathering of people to see it and thus causes higher embaressment for the victim. An added bonus is if you are able to get a hold of both the pants or shorts and the underwear, causing their lower body clothes to be round their ankles. Does not work if their shorts or pants are tied so that ability to deebag a person is dismissed.

"Oh my god. You'll never guess what happened to Paul just then"
"What?"
"Harry just deebagged him. LOL"

by JamesSNIPER December 3, 2007

deep-seated

Extremely hip or cool. Awesomeness

Naomi Lee is so deep-seated.

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

Knuckles Deep

A term to describe how much of a finger (or fingers) length is inserted into a persons nose; whilst they are picking a booger out of it.
Usually just the tip of the finger is used; but is someone is really going after the gold; they will be 'knuckles deep'.

"Damn, that bum was knuckles deep in his nose"

by Tyler Turden3 December 9, 2008

roll deep

roll deep aint shit your mum is bro

wileykat

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

deep trippy bra

1. A close relationship with someone, wheather sexual or social
2. a way to giva guy head

1. "Your my deep trippy, bra!"
2. "Oh why dont you use the deep trippy bra method! Its my favorite ;"

by avag529 January 16, 2009