Beer Cold

p1: i got the beer cold
p2: what's that?
p1: corona virus
by TuckerTrash25 February 20, 2020
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Cold Curse Fabric

The Cold Curse Fabric, or The Cold Curse Material, is a cheap synthetic fabric material known as Acrylic. It's used widely in production of clothing to cut down on the cost, particularly in socks.

Acrylic earned this name due to its qualities of almost nonexistent generation and retention of warmth, poor insulation, as well as being conducive to sweatiness which, ironically enough, is less effectively evaporated the thicker the piece of Acrylic clothing is. These qualities of Acrylic practically ensure that, no matter how thick the Acrylic fabric is, the wearer will remain cold in lower temperatures.

Mixed-material clothing like wool-acrylic blend is sometimes advertised as being warm--warmer even than wool on its own--but that's false advertising. Whether 100%, 93%, or 30% Acrylic, the clothing made with it is completely unsuitable as a base layer for cold weather and prove poor in structural quality, with tears, shedding, and decomposition quick to appear.

Acrylic comes as last on a list of materials that keep the wearer warm after Down, Wool, Fleece, Cashmere, Polyester, Hemp, and Cotton.
Don't buy these socks, man, it's cold curse fabric. Get the wool-polyester blend.
by otto88 December 10, 2024
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Cold Clit

Dude, we were sexting and he fell asleep, gave me cold clit
by OneWordedGirl August 25, 2020
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Cold Ankles

A) A hoopy person, usually a guy.

B) Someone with cold ankles.

(Usually A)
A) See him, he has really Cold Ankles

B) He must have cold ankles.
by Cold_Ankles (The Man Himself) September 25, 2009
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my heart is cold

Wise words from a man in Russia..
Vlad:
My heart is cold
(BALLS)
My moves are bold
(BALLS)
by Bubbabro999 December 06, 2023
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cold cream pie

When sperm is frozen in an ice cube mold and it is inserted in the vagina prior to sex
Azarius needed to cool off on a hot July afternoon, so he gave Karen a cold cream pie to cool off her sweaty vagina.
by Azarius Jenkins February 08, 2021
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roman cold

When Ashleigh has a cold and feels like shit, and pronounces rubbish as Roman...
"I have a Roman cold", says Ashleigh!
"What's that?" I reply, to which she shouts "rubbish", " oh that's going on Urban Dictionary if it's not there"!
by Roger Spires March 25, 2023
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