A contraption spotted in the mid 80's in a North Carolina Porn Shop. The jist of the chicken tube is that it is a Piece of PVC about 8 inches long with a cap on the end. You, as the user, are instructed to insert boneless breasts of chicken into it, hold it under warm-hot water for 5-7 minutes, then insert your schlong into it and start goin' to town until you blast your baby batter.
I thought I might take home that tall blonde last night, but had to break out the chicken tube instead.
by Mr C. December 11, 2003
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Get the pimpin chicken mug.Getting 'overly, stupidly, uncontrollably excited' about something or 'anything' for that matter, to the point that their reaction is seen as the equivalent of been turned on.
example 1
Bill: So Ted was headed home and on his walk he ran into a bunch of old bikes.
Mike: Oh fu*k!
Bill: Yeah, you should of seen Ted chicken dick.
example 2
Me: Frankie! we're going to the Park!
Frankie the Dog: Starts running around the apartment like an idiot, panting with his tongue out, drooling on himself, nearly pissing himself with his eyes bulging out of head
Me: Look at him Chicken Dick.
Tate: Jesus! just wait till we get his purple tennis ball out.
Bill: So Ted was headed home and on his walk he ran into a bunch of old bikes.
Mike: Oh fu*k!
Bill: Yeah, you should of seen Ted chicken dick.
example 2
Me: Frankie! we're going to the Park!
Frankie the Dog: Starts running around the apartment like an idiot, panting with his tongue out, drooling on himself, nearly pissing himself with his eyes bulging out of head
Me: Look at him Chicken Dick.
Tate: Jesus! just wait till we get his purple tennis ball out.
by Frank Asiago May 30, 2013
Get the chicken dick mug.Damn nigga, I hate these white people movie theaters not selling some good old fashioned popcorn chicken.
by Axel Grimm July 3, 2011
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Get the chicken scratch mug.That is actually a thing… well, chickens do have butts, but your response to my question. I lost and didn’t even know it…
You have to be going nuts over how off I am at times and how long it takes me to get things.. really I am much quicker.
This could be another of those scenarios where I am out in left field, but it seems you have more information than me. You want to share? This is what I have…
Silence is not your choice.
You can’t be alone with me… yet.
Once you can, then you always will.
And I might mess things up by trying to be alone etc.
And someday we will have matching tattoos (I may have added this one)
You have to be going nuts over how off I am at times and how long it takes me to get things.. really I am much quicker.
This could be another of those scenarios where I am out in left field, but it seems you have more information than me. You want to share? This is what I have…
Silence is not your choice.
You can’t be alone with me… yet.
Once you can, then you always will.
And I might mess things up by trying to be alone etc.
And someday we will have matching tattoos (I may have added this one)
Guess what? Chicken butt… I won still, right? As long as I have you… I have won!
Warning entering deep thinking!!!
This has had to be so hard on you…
And what if this is why you couldn’t say anything during window incident #1… and then you had to watch me leave pissed and you didn’t have a choice, you couldn’t do anything. That would be terrible… and then #2, that’s why you wouldn’t look at me. The recent one throws me a little. You saw it coming, I think. I think you tried to give me a heads up not to overreact… didn’t listen… could have been worse. You couldn’t say anything because of this thing.
And maybe this is why you weren’t my partner last summer…. Hmm you knew I would start talking…
Totally on to something. So, what is this thing? At one point there were numbers I didn’t get.. I think I may have deleted.. hate when I do that.
Well, these numbers definition came to God. Again I may be way off, but that would make complete sense. I could be completely wrong.
I know how you love to take a trip through my mind… never dull at least. (One of those times you just agree with me btw)
Totally sane… well, as debatable as you would expect… I am me:)
I don’t want to make things more difficult, but I don’t know what to do, or what not to do. I guess just be patient ❤️ and stay away from windows etc.
all this thinking..and still no resolution 🤔
Warning entering deep thinking!!!
This has had to be so hard on you…
And what if this is why you couldn’t say anything during window incident #1… and then you had to watch me leave pissed and you didn’t have a choice, you couldn’t do anything. That would be terrible… and then #2, that’s why you wouldn’t look at me. The recent one throws me a little. You saw it coming, I think. I think you tried to give me a heads up not to overreact… didn’t listen… could have been worse. You couldn’t say anything because of this thing.
And maybe this is why you weren’t my partner last summer…. Hmm you knew I would start talking…
Totally on to something. So, what is this thing? At one point there were numbers I didn’t get.. I think I may have deleted.. hate when I do that.
Well, these numbers definition came to God. Again I may be way off, but that would make complete sense. I could be completely wrong.
I know how you love to take a trip through my mind… never dull at least. (One of those times you just agree with me btw)
Totally sane… well, as debatable as you would expect… I am me:)
I don’t want to make things more difficult, but I don’t know what to do, or what not to do. I guess just be patient ❤️ and stay away from windows etc.
all this thinking..and still no resolution 🤔
by My ❤️ will never stop 4u January 8, 2023
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