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Friend: Hey man! Whatcha doin?
You: Having break fast!
by Tebsickle December 20, 2018
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The Spring Break Effect

(n.) an unspecified period of time before spring break during which a student (or faculty member) loses the ability to accurately perceive the passage of time.

Dr. Richard Block identified a framework of four interrelated factors that affect this perception: (1) characteristics of the time experiencer, (2) time-related behaviors and judgments, (3) contents of a time period, and (4) activities during a time period.

The Spring Break Effect will cause noticeable changes in everyday life. For example, students will likely experience feelings of acedia (mental sloth, apathy, indifference, boredom) or exhaustion caused by sleep deprivation. Days will run together to the point where they are distinguished only by the assignments or exams scheduled. Most of an individual's "productive" time will be spent on academic tasks that will range between mindless and tedious. (If a suffer is subjected to these conditions for extended periods of time, particularly when tasks are mindlessly tedious, it is recommended that they consult a mental health professional.) Finally, those affected will spend increased and possibly unhealthy amounts of time on social networking sites (Twitter, Facebook, and Pinterest, if the subject is female).
Person A: "How is it only Tuesday?"
Person B: "I don't know. It feels like Friday."
Person C: "Dude, you're experiencing the Spring Break Effect."
Person A: "Is that fatal?"
Person C: "No, but staying awake for 72 hours might."
Person B: "Shit."
by Layla Clinch June 17, 2012
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Break

A break is essentially one person postponing the inevitable breakup that you both know is going to happen. Especially when the person you're dating is a little bitch. Most often occurring in long distance relationships across multiple time zones so they feel validated when saying they just don't have time for you. Even though they still feel obligated to stalk you on social media and then insult whatever you post. A break is taken to reevaluate and determine whether or not you can manage to stick it out and stay in the shitty relationship you've landed yourself in. It does not (unless explicitly stated) mean that you guys are still together and exclusive hence why it's called a break. Those who feel the need to validate themselves by insisting that the other party was "cheating on them all along" just need to get back to their sad miserable lives and accept the fact that they just like to create problems out of nothing and drag on a lifeless relationship.
"We should take a break. I don't know if this is worth the emotional rollercoaster you put me on."
by tipppyyy February 25, 2015
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break

when your boyfriend says you need a break bc there’s been sm going on even tho you’ve only dated for 1 month and haven’t hung out in real life yet and have only been on the phone once for less than two minutes. he was number 6 on your bsfs list bc you always responded in less than 20 minutes but he sometimes took 22 hours and 48 minutes to respond and you actually really liked him even tho it wasn’t serious yet but he told your bsf before he said you needed a break that he was gonna do it and your bsf didn’t do anything to stop him or try and figure it out before your heart got absolutely shatttered😍
Hey ****** ive got so much going on rn with my family and death and other things I think i need to focus on myself for a lil bit and we should take break😕
by L bozo57 April 24, 2022
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National Break A Glass Day

You have to break a glass or a mug
Me:hey mom. Mom: hey honey, what are you gonna do with that glass. Me: break it. Mom: wait wha-. Me:happy national break a glass day
by Milky Babqs December 29, 2020
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Portuguese snack break

When two portuguese males take turns shitting in each others small intestine.
Derrick caught Joel and Herculano take a break from mixing concrete on the job site, and take a portuguese snack break and saw Joel resting on his back, ass up while Herculano squatted over him and took a shit in his asshole.
by Eljeffe11 July 23, 2019
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Wipe Break

When a woman becomes aroused and must visit the restroom just for pussy juice removal.
I was watching Fight Club and Brad Pitt's abs made me have to pause the movie for a wipe break.
by Jilly McJellybean November 4, 2011
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