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Mom band

Kind of like a rock band, in the most accessible way possible. The bands that moms generally like waaaaay more than their kids do (e.g. Staind, Creed, Nickelback, etc).
Alex: Hey how's it going m8?

Jim: I'm fabulous, how are you?

Alex: Doing pretty well, hey did you check out that band i told you about last week?

Jim: Yeah, they're kind of a mom band imho.

Alex: :(
by Tx_Metalhed September 19, 2012
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(Your Band)-ictionary

When you like a band soooooo much that you have to make a whole website about it
(Your Band)-ictionary examples:
The Magentas-ictionary!
The Urbans-ictionary!
by mtyuaduauduve3845 March 14, 2022
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Lap-Band Dance

A discounted lap dance, offered by a formerly obese stripper, who had the procedure done and now needs to pay off her medical bills.
I was never interested in getting a lap dance from Petunia until she told me about a Lap-Band Dance.
by Arnie Grape August 21, 2020
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band anon

A more 'band orientated' group that if you call them banons flip a lid. They say band anons were before everyone joined
I'm a band anon not a banon.
by Why not banon? December 29, 2013
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Rubber Band

To ask for a Rubber Band, is to offer to have sexual intercourse with someone. to give someone a Rubber Band is to have sexual intercourse with them.
She asked him for a Rubber Band. He gave it to her.
by UBP55 May 31, 2023
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Marching band

A fun activity (except for the month of August and Wednesday nights) during high school where you will have a lot of fun memories. Except when the band director and/or the field commanders yell at you.
1. A large group of people that are all family.

2. Just because the football players aren't playing football during half-time doesn't mean they aren't playing anything during half-time some football players are also part of the marching band!

3. What happens on the band bus ALWAYS stays on the band bus.

4. Freshman year is the WORST year of marching band.

5. The band director will NEVER call you by your real name if you are an underclassmen

6. When the band director says one more time it means: we're staying here until it is perfect.

7. This one time, at band camp....

8. Your arms get tired of holding up that instrument.

9.Uniforms: sometimes comfortable, sometimes not. Hat: always will be annoying.

10. Field commanders will always have the best looking uniform!

11. Have a good memory you will be memorizing a lot of music.

12. Last one. Have fun during band it's a really fun experience!

Find dot 55 of the contest show

Field commander: the whole line of alto saxes isn't straight

Band director: oh god... Everyone go back to the previous dot. Hit, hit and previous

We have trumpets out to lunch

Band director: trumpets.... Get your music out of your leadpipe AND USE IT!!!!!!!

BAND TEN HUT!!! ONE!!!!!!
by Anthony the Italian October 15, 2019
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Band kid

A ton of band kids are pretty fucking chill, but the other handful of kids are fucking annoying as shit, and there probaly gingers too 😔.
Brendan is such an annoying band kid.
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023
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