by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 20, 2021

Becky: Gosh I have such a crush on Alfie.
Tina: It’s never going to happen.
Becky: Why?
Tina: He’s with the band.
Becky: oh.
Tina: It’s never going to happen.
Becky: Why?
Tina: He’s with the band.
Becky: oh.
by Atwyipiee April 11, 2024

Two band directors' love child of hatred for teenagers and "excellence through quality musical performance, dynamic leadership, and service." The kids in this band hate themselves because of the directors yet stay in because why the fuck not.
Some popular quotes include:
"Legacy, right?"
"A good name is better than riches."
"THERE'S NO FUN IN BAND!!!"
"STOP SMILING!!!"
"It's band time!!!"
Some popular quotes include:
"Legacy, right?"
"A good name is better than riches."
"THERE'S NO FUN IN BAND!!!"
"STOP SMILING!!!"
"It's band time!!!"
Wow! the Band of Legacy sounds great at competition. I wonder what they do to sound so good.
They get verbally abused, that's what they do.
They get verbally abused, that's what they do.
by dr.balz November 22, 2021

person 1 : I had sex with my girl last night and she felt like her vagina is stretched out
person 2 : Your girlfriend is a rubber band
person 2 : Your girlfriend is a rubber band
by Mr. Fresh Francis May 21, 2016

N. If a blanket excuse, issued as a shrug, was a music genre. Very similar to someone presenting an unexceptional thing as being exceptional purely upon the merit that it has been presented.
Put a jam band in a garage in a suburb on a Sunday night at 10:01, someone is gonna call the cops because “c’mon guys, enough is enough, already.” But, if you post flyers, charge admission, and make the jam band loud enough—they magically stop being a noise ordinance violation in Vermont, and start being Bonnaroo.
Put a jam band in a garage in a suburb on a Sunday night at 10:01, someone is gonna call the cops because “c’mon guys, enough is enough, already.” But, if you post flyers, charge admission, and make the jam band loud enough—they magically stop being a noise ordinance violation in Vermont, and start being Bonnaroo.
by caznamorac June 25, 2022

A family of mentally insane teenagers who love each other more than life itself but also hate each other at the same time. Every band has a special unsaid connection with each other that can’t be broken, unless someone drops out of band. Then the band kids will make sure they are miserable for the rest of their lives. The band kids have many inside jokes from bus rides and football games, and it annoys the hell out of non-band kids. Join band, you’ll love it, but be warned, there is no escape.
“I love marching band!”
“I know right! It was so funny on the bus when one of the rookies was talking about how he owns a thong.”
“I know right! It was so funny on the bus when one of the rookies was talking about how he owns a thong.”
by MoolyTheCow November 11, 2021

by guitarguy93 January 2, 2012
