Banana Mush

The act of taking a banana in a sauna, unpeeling it, mashing and smearing it into the hairy sweaty back of a gross man, up and down. And proceeding to lick it off, or scrape it off with your teeth, and swallowing. And repeat several times.

"Would you rather do Banana Mush or jump off a cliff?" "Jump off a cliff!"

by ewinJEEZY May 25, 2009

banana pirate

a person who is asian on the outside and white inside who like to ride boats.

have you seen diana? she is SUCH a banana pirate

by Elf December 29, 2004

electrical banana

the process of shoving a pealed banana into a wall socket and somehow getting electrified

electrical bananas arent toys!

by me3 November 26, 2003

Exploding Banana

Orgasming penis

meg choked on jack's exploding banana

by iknowstuffyoudon't,sobelieveme June 28, 2009

tin banana

A living quarters where the outside is completely made of shiny metal, and has a long oval shape. Mobile, these homes are usually bought and lived in by people who love various brands of light beer and nascar. Volunteer firefighting and a mullet help your chances of owning one too.

K Wuck: "Guess what AJ?"
AJ: "Whats up?"
K Wuck: "Bill Grimlystein lives in a tin banana."
AJ: "Figures, with the bad teeth and the volunteer firefighting and all."
K Wuck: "What a dirtball."

by dmont February 8, 2008

banana jacked

To have ones shirt cut off by ones own pocket knife by a person with a banana in their shirt.

She banana jacked me again.

by OneHotBlondGirl August 22, 2017

Banana-Body

Banana-Body (noun): The apex of feminine beauty and voluptuousness immediately before becoming overweight due to marriage. The term is derived from the banana, which is at the apex of sweetness immediately before it rots.

1. "Marianna's got a total Banana-Body. I'd love to hit that before the wedding next weekend."

2. "Bro, why would you marry her? She has a total Banana-Body!"

by Bee-Body July 18, 2014