How Christians Read the Bible

By presupposing it's truth and then create a narrative that is parallel to the text and then accepting this adjacent narrative AS TRUTH... Regardless of what the text actually says.

Hym "And then what they do is believe the narrative that is constructed around the text... In spite of the FACT that it is a manifestation of their own mind. So, it doesn't matter WHAT YOU SAY... As long as the conclusion is that the religion is both true and good. And it looks something like this:

Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"

Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"

Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2024

Hows

When someone is a hoe and also a fat cow

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by TheColorGreene June 9, 2022

how to spell

you cant fucking spell

How to spell?

by Whooo amm i? June 16, 2022

How

An expression of shock, surprise or disagreement commonly used in a stand alone manner by black South Africans.

Me: Did you see scandalous article on President Z in the Daily Sun?

Black South African: HOW!

by ~Rudizzle~ May 26, 2017

Can Umi Aisyah really knows how to sing? Lol

It is a catchphrase made by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.

Can Umi Aisyah really knows how to sing? Lol

by syafinaz confirms that? November 18, 2023

How to summon foxyartist66's rage

What does the fox say her

Random person: What does the fox say! Ring ding ding

How to summon foxyartist66's rage
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by Foxyartist66 June 3, 2021

Tell me how you really feel

A rhetorical, often sarcastic expression used in response to an overtly intense, blunt, or emotionally charged statement. It implies that the speaker has already made their feelings excessively clear and humorously suggests that there is no need for further candor or exaggeration.

Chloe Price: "Blackwell Academy is a shitty place where shitty people go to be shitty to each other and themselves."
Rachel Amber: "Tell me how you really feel, though."

by Alex_Garlic_Decanter April 30, 2025