9 footer

A goliath.

You'd have to use a ladder to get to that pussy, that's a 9 footer.

by Solid Mantis November 29, 2020

December 9

December 9th is national kiss an Adrian day. If you know anyone named Adrian, don’t be shy and give them a kiss. If that’s too much for you just flirt with them.

*kisses an Adrian*
Adrian: hey what was that for?
Girl: it’s December 9th, National kiss an Adrian day

by watermelon_pie December 7, 2020

December 9

December 9 is the day you sleep with someone hot!

It’s december 9, going to sleep with my hot friend.

by Gundy the man December 8, 2020

December 9

Matching day, you match clothes with a family member or a friend.

Hey you know what today is?
No
It’s december 9 matching day wanna match?

Sure

by anonymous December 8, 2020

9/11...

GET OFF EARTH NOW

1: Hey, whats the date?

2: 9/11...
1: 💀

by no no no no no no December 12, 2020

4’ 9”

An insult middle schoolers use to insult people who are 4’9”.

“Did you hear that Matt is 4’ 9”?”

by fargo500900 December 13, 2020

Back 9

To have anal intercourse with a woman. How to ask a escort if she does anal.

Do you want to do back 9 tonight baby?
Do you do back 9?

by JB420inthehouse October 28, 2020