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January 6

One of the darkest days in human history, according to Democrats - some would argue that it rivals the Holocaust in its gravity. Democracy, as we know it, was nearly brought to its knees by the violent unarmed "insurrectionists." Each year, the anniversary demands a moment of silence and you must suspend all essential activities in remembrance of the preservation of democracy , lest you risk offending the Democrats.
Mike (Republican): hey, so sorry for your mom's passing. I heard your mom's funeral is next week. When is it? I will leave that day open so I can attend it

Jim (Democrat): well... It's not decided yet. The thing is .. the only available date was on Jan 6.....

Bart (another Democrat): Jan 6?!?! I know it's your mom but... I dunno man, you can't be doing that... It's January 6!!!

Mike: what's wrong with Jan 6? It's just another Wednesday.

*Later that evening, Mike is arrested for treason*
by ThePunisher312 January 26, 2025
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December 6 2020

National give or make gifts where you give or make your relatives, friends and etc gifts. It can be ANYTHING, like literally anything.
December 6 2020 is the day you make them an edit, buy them candy, give them a card thanking them and etc.
by yourlocalperson December 5, 2020
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6 7

kid: 6 7
me: here is some yummy water (actually superglue)
kid: *lips are superglued
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 6, 2025
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November 6

Jayden: it’s November 6 I’m going to talk to my crush
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CONFORM 6

Hey are we getting raided by CONFORM 6 guess this is the end
by CONFORM_Mystic October 4, 2020
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