dick

Dick is the body part that gets hard while watching porn

it's okay, nobody will suck your dick because it is ugly.

by dicyy June 9, 2020

Dick woman

A chick with dick

I am a dick woman

by Tiger is retarded May 21, 2023

Dick

Pejorative term for "anything"

Jeff fancied himself and expert in the history of rock and roll bands, but he didn't know dick.

by Epitoooozy December 10, 2024

Dick Beard

Male Pubic hair, specifically it refers to how individual men "manscape" or lack thereof in the pubic region.

Its no shave November so I am letting my Dick Beard go to duck dynesty status, all grown out and bushy. Watch out December because I am thinking of doing the George Michael Dick Beard, hairless balls with and a very trimmed 5- o'clock shadow.

by The Odd One 44 November 15, 2018

Dick Wad

when someone cuts off pieces of multiple dicks and ties a rubber band on a “wad” of dick pieces

“Hey dude, I found a dick wad laying in my mom’s bedside drawer. They were still twitching and it freaked me the fuck out”

by emo mf April 9, 2022

dick dressing

The after effects of when pulling ones dick from a cunt or anal cavity.

Yo john i was fucking my girl but she was so wide i slipped it in her ass instead and after i pulled out i had the worst dick dressing on my shaft i have ever experinced.

John: I would recommend she shower more and even consider an enema.

by Citizens April 22, 2014

dick

you

you know what i'm talking about, DICK

by The One You Call God September 11, 2020