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Ass

An ass is something that men would like their dream women to have.
by eat fucking shit December 20, 2017
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Ass

by I masturbate to animals February 6, 2022
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Ass Mane

When your ass hair reaches at least 3" long and starts to become extremely unruly. Ass mane will help facilitate swamp ass if you have been drinking and become white girl wasted. Note that ass mane can be much longer than these lengths, and 3" is a conservative estimate. Also, see tramp mane for similar undesirable hair locations.
Damn!! That guy basically has an assfro coming out of his little salmon-colored Hollister shorts. I bet he drops his pants down on cruise ships to show impressionable young girls that his ass hair is only more like 1.5" long.

Wow, that guys swamp ass is out of control. He must have all that booty sweat trapped in his ass mane. If only the luscious locks of repunzel ass hair weren't so thicc, there would be more air to circulate and dry out that jungle swamp ass
by Cholo Financial Planner July 5, 2021
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Honkin' Ass

When one surpasses the speed of hauling ass. This is faster than fast, basically approaching the the limits of gravity. Used specifically to describe speeds achieved down a ski hill.

Though to have originated in the Carrabassett Valley of Maine
It was so icy out there, you should have seen Randy he was Honkin' Ass!
by Loafing Tom February 11, 2019
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Ass-Blasting Bitcheloid

Ur an ass-blasting bitcheloid
by Grevylags April 7, 2020
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Ass tickles

To tickles a mans or womans ass with a feather.
by Zeke arledge October 26, 2017
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