Dick fudge

The substance on a man's penis after a long night of anal sex.

I woke up this morning and went to go pee.... That's when I saw all of the dick fudge on my junk.

by Faxmybutt April 8, 2020

lime whiskey dick

A case in which a man is so drunk, he fails to cum while having sex.

Dude, I had a bad case of lime whiskey dick this weekend. I was going at it for at least an hour...

by So my friend told me this word June 30, 2017

Happy dick

The feeling you get at the tip when you haven't been laid in awhile

I got happy dick when I realized I was definitely about to get some after many weeks.

by Carlos Barkbeer June 10, 2015

mush at me dick

When u try to have sex with your girl but u have a floppy flaccid penis that just pushes against her vagina.

Man!!! U got dat mush at me dick!!!

by Van Nest February 2, 2020

alfalfa dick

a small pp with a boner, it look lik alfalfas one small hair that stuck up in the movie the little rascals

go suck an alfalfa dick

by alfalfa dick December 29, 2016

dick flying

when you get a lot boys in your dms

friend 1- what are you doing tonight

friend 2- not much just getting dick flying tonight

by rainbow908 November 14, 2019

dick-space

allotted time spent apart from your significant other based on reasons related to smoldering, over-cuddling, sleeping-in, and overall depth or breadth of the situation

Mike sat in the distillery quaffing a bier to get dick-space from his girlfriend.

by jmaffy November 5, 2021