ass fangs

not a real thing

I've never heard anyone call that juicy piece of ass you can see from the front 'ass fangs'

by shortycorgis January 6, 2021

supreme ass

Someone who is a bigger ass than your regular run of the mill ass but not a douchebag.

John’s girlfriend Gina told him he was a supreme ass when he made fun of her for not being street smaht because she went to a state school.

by SpankingJohn October 5, 2017

Ass wipe

A very amazing person. That is usually right. All of the time. They are mightier than the lord tachanka

Tachanka enters the room: everybody stares in amazement at the lord himself. An ass wipe enters the room: people will run over the lord tachanka to get a glimpse of the stunning ass wipe herself

by Blazed on a kayak September 7, 2019

Chapless ass

When the ass puckers

Me: I could really go for some chapless ass
The entire xbox party: ;×

by Me_the_one February 23, 2020

Assing the Lobster

The sadomasochistic act of inserting a live lobster into one's anus, prior to anal intercourse.

The aim of "Assing the Lobster" is for the penetrator to achieve orgasm without having their penis irreparably mutilated by the increasingly agitated lobster that is residing the host's rectum.

This incredibly reckless sexual act usually ends up with the host dying of internal haemorrhaging and the partner severely injured and mentally scarred. The lobster is generally indifferent once released from the host's devastated bunghole. 100% Would. Not. recommended.

"Karen made me play assing the lobster last night. My cock looks like fucking slinky now."

"Jeez, man. Fuck Karen!" ...

"That was the problem! At least she's dead now"

by zoidburg_is_not_a_fan September 18, 2019

Ass

a foolish or stupid person

My brother is currently being an ass.

by yeetdemon March 3, 2022

Ass pilgrim

One who has performed anal sex on someone for the first time. (First time for the recipient.

Sarah finally let me put it in her {ass}. I'm officially her ass pilgrim

by Pylesdriver January 31, 2017