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April 26th national Starbucks Day

A day where you can make anyone buy you Starbucks
by Coffee<3 April 25, 2022
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(Darth) Vader Nation

(Darth) Vader Nation, are fans of Star Wars' infamous villain, who went to "The Dark Side!"
Star Wars fans, who love its villains, are part of the (Darth) Vader Nation! A joke on Raider Nation!
by jrpgkin May 9, 2022
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June 22 - National Rickroll Day

June 22 is the day you can rickroll anyone. Whether you're at school or at home.
Guy 1: Hey, it's June 22 - National Rickroll Day
Guy 2: Yeah, so?
Guy 1: *plays Never Gonna Give You Up*
Guy 2: DANG!
by RickAstleyVEERNAIN June 20, 2022
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aint you nathaniel b

The writer suggests we 'hold up', signalling the xenoliterary statement about to be delivered to us, and him suggesting us to in fact hold up in order to properly process what he is about to say.
It is obvious to anyone the line is not meant to be complimentary, in fact, the statement is intended as an insult!
Now, of course, you ask yourself, "well, who is Nathaniel B? if he's trying to insult him why not compare him to someone we know?".
This is the wrong way to approach the analysis.
Of course, don't feel bad, it takes a learned individual to understand concepts of this nature, especially a concept that flirts so sensitively with the metaphysical.
If the young man were to compare the other man to someone generally perceived as negative, if he'd compared him to an infamous celebrity, or perhaps someone local to the group of people who is known as being less than savoury - there would be no magic.
The real genius here is the fact that we, and seemingly even the audience present, have no idea who this "Nathaniel B" is.
He is an enigma, a John Doe, a D.B Cooper.
So how would it be an insult? Well here's where it becomes Shakespearian.
It is obvious from the man's delivery and intellect - of course, he must be at the top level of literary scholars to think of a line like this on the spot - that he knows who Nathaniel B is.
Effectively with one line he is telling us he created this man, and he is the only one who can judge him, and assumedly his judgement is negative.
Person 1: Hold up, aint you Nathaniel B?
Person 2: what
by aintyou_nathanielb August 7, 2022
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August 8th - National show your butthole day

On August 8th, you must show you butthole to anyone who reminds you of this day, or you can show someone you butthole yourself without any repercussions
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August 8th - National show your butthole day

Hey Hannah, today August 8th!

Yeah and?,

It's National show your butthole day, let's see your star fish

Fuuuuuuuck fine but no pictures!
by Anon2! :) August 8, 2022
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August 28 National date a hooper day

Date someone who plays basketball 🏀
It’s august 28 national date a hooper day. you play basketball “yeah” let’s date
by J0rd@n 23$ August 26, 2022
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