fo shizzle my nizzo

fucked up talk that someone without a brain uses.
easier to apply due to the fact that their primal brains haven't evolved quite yet.

human: "Want to buy a 2-6?"
sub-human: "fo shizzle my nizzo"

by THE MUGGER September 14, 2003

You're the wart on my ass

A term meaning someone is super close to you. This may be negative or positive.

Person 1: You're clingy, almost as if you're the wart on my ass!
Person 2: nuh uh

by aggressivesprite August 12, 2023

buckle my burger

To have your burger be buckled; "Buckle my burger" refers to the act of buckling one's burger (typically with some form of clasp or strap) in an act of frustration. Buckle my burger is, in the history of its nomenclature, a southern expression, however the internet era has transformed it into a meme, sarcastically parodying the ways in which a southerner, hillbilly, redneck, or fan of chacos speaks.

Dadgum son, why'd you go and throw all them gizzards off that there bridge? I done told you before, I will tell you again, it'll buckle my burger every time you throw them gizzards off that bridge. We're gonna haveta slaughter a whole nother gaggle of geese!

by Milton the Freedman February 13, 2018

draggin my nuts

the act of telling someone they'll be there at one time and constantly saying (blank) more minutes as to keep you waiting for no reason usually applies to drug dealers when there supposed to be delivering your shit

yo this nigga said hed be here at 5 and its 6 and now hes saying 15 more minutes nigga better stop draggin my nuts mannnn bout to go cop from someone else

by VV_VV November 30, 2023

Scan my papers

Fuck the living shit outta someone till they pass out

Moose: Ezra can I come to your house to scan my papers?

by R_@_N October 23, 2019

foz my murk

"Foz my murk" also translates to, "Get me out of here!". It is generally used as a signal to escape an awkward meeting with someone else. In most cases, the term is used in clubs or bars when struggling to leave a creepy, flirtatious guy. The term is also used when needing to leave an uncomfortable situation with someone you generally don't like.

Sheer: "Smithers, I think it's time to foz my murk!"
Smithers: "I've got this"

by the.doppleganger September 12, 2016

Testosterone in my pants

Slang for boner/Erection 🍆👖
Like how not to say the word boner/erection

X1:so tell me what happened in school.
X2:the math teacher told me to stand up go to the whiteboard (i did not raise my hand so he could tell me)

And something embarrassing happened

X1: What ?
X2:i got testosterone in my pants
X1: what does that mean?
X2: I got a fucking erection goddamnit wtf?

by APersonthatKnowsSexEdBefore9th December 2, 2022