Dirty-Dangler

• A males unwashed genitals

• Dirty genitals of a male

• Unclean low hanging genitalia of a male

Ted - Hey Jerry! Have you seen Martin ?

Jerry - Yep. I was at Martins this morning. Seen him through the window wrestling his pants, trying to get them on.

Ted - probably getting caught up on his ol, low hanging, dirty Johnson...

Jerry - oh? You mean his Dirty-Dangler?

Ted - Exactly. His Dirty-Dangler

by CheizKake May 13, 2022

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Dirty Persia

The act of doing a rainbow kiss and then doing anal sex, most often the blood is used as a lubricant. Queefs are common by the way.

Joseph gave Emily a dirty Persia and got blood on his dick and bed.

by Sammersault May 13, 2022

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Dirty Chapstick

When you put chapstick on your dick so you can put chapstick on a girls lips.

Hey can you give me a dirty chapstick?

by daddy69696996 May 13, 2022

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Dirty Sashenka

When your polish cousin puts Worcestershire sauce on ur balls and cleans it with nothing but her urine and roast beef coochie

I HEARD BRANDON LET HIS COUSIN DO A DIRTY SASHENKA ON HIM AND NOW HE HAD A BAD CASE OF BALL FUNGU

by Toe sucker dog fucker December 30, 2021

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Dirty Lando

A person who dresses up as lando norris (formula 1 driver) whilst fluttering his cape from the Star Wars character Lando Calrissian whilst proceeding to make car noises whilst “flying” his toy millennium falcon into person’s vagina or urethra. He then proceeds to watch the 2021 Russian Grand Prix whilst screaming “NO!” when Lando Norris fucks up.

I met this weird guy yesterday when I went to the McLaren Technology Centre. We went back to his scratty little place. We went to do the devils tango of which he then proceed to do a Dirty Lando. I was unimpressed so I brought my kid over and took off his clothes to which I proceeded to ring the police and label him as a child predator.

by DaRealNigelFarage69 December 31, 2021

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