dick

big long thing that you dont have

man i hate dick

by dddddiiiiikkkkk November 20, 2018

Big Dick Energy

The confidence of a nigga with a big dick

I have hella big dick energy.

by Bitterman227 February 1, 2019

Ultra Dick Move

When a male is a total jerk to another male usually for the firsts own benefit ; does not apply to jacob

Wow you blamed the mess at home on me even though it was you, that was a ultra dick move

by The Piñata April 25, 2016

Dick mitten

A male who his such a pussy bitch that if they were to go to prison...other inmates would repeatedly rape that pussy bitch individual. Therfore the other inmates would "wear" the pussy bitch like a dick mitten.

"Anthony...you are such a bitch if you ever got locked up the other inmates would wear you like a dick mitten"

by MURPHYS_LAW February 19, 2017

Dick Pillow

When your dick is so big that you could stuff it with cotton and your girl can sleep on it.

¨ḧow was your sleep?¨ "Good I slept on a dick pillow¨

by EEADKJW May 24, 2018

Dick

1) A males penis

2) a guy who is an utter asshole and does not give two shits about anyone but himself; intentionally acts mean for no reason

3) short for the name Richard

Guy 1: Hey that guy over there stepped on my new shoes at school

Guy 2: Wow, what a dick

by CheezzySnags February 16, 2021

Orange dick

When your dick smells like orange

Friend: bro she said I had orange dick!
Me: what the hell is that?
Friend:you don't wanna know.

by Larger Orange October 28, 2018