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ass crazy

The equivalent of mad cow disease when found in donkeys.
When Pinocchio drank his first beer and became a mule he developed a severe case of Ass Crazy .
by RogueAquarius April 19, 2018
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ASS

Awesome Swing Society.
Founded by the 4 Ass men of Bristol in honour of the the Leigh Woods multiplayer swing.

We accept donations for the Lego colosseum.

We praise the swing Gods.

Not a cult.

We love apes and dislike the national trust.
Friend one: “have you heard of the ASS?”

Smart person: “yes! Praise the almighty Swing!”
by ASS Cheeks supreme January 22, 2022
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Dog ass it

When you take a shit, instead of using toilet paper, you just scoot your ass across the carpet like a dog.
"You have to wipe you butt when you poop"

"Well, sometimes I just dog ass it"
by B34ryb34r October 2, 2025
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Ass

by KassWritesDefinitions August 15, 2021
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Ass over tit

To fall in a very dramatic way
“At Brazil, i was climbing up this steep big ass hill. and then, I tip over some pebbles and went ass over tit, I hit my face soo bad”
by EMD F59PHI April 29, 2025
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National slap ass day

On December 11th, you are allowed to slap anyone’s ass.
Jessica: OMG did Tyler just slap my ass?
Tyler: It’s National slap ass day!
Jessica: ohh
by trackgod100 December 10, 2019
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Pussy ass hoe

A female that is a pussy, scared of a bitch or nigga and doesn't wanna fight
YEAH PUSSY ASS HOE YOU DONT WANT THE SMOKE!
by Wd.chris July 24, 2021
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