boy: hi its july 5 you know what that means ;)
girl: what does that mean?
boy: its national titty licking day
girl: -sigh-
boy: -licks-
boy: mmmmmm tastey
girl: what does that mean?
boy: its national titty licking day
girl: -sigh-
boy: -licks-
boy: mmmmmm tastey
by revolvewastaken November 19, 2020
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Guy:”Hey babe heres my hoodie”
Girl:”aww baby why did u give it to me though i didnt ask for it?”
Guy:”i gave it to u because its National give ur girl a hoodie day”
Girl:”aww baby why did u give it to me though i didnt ask for it?”
Guy:”i gave it to u because its National give ur girl a hoodie day”
by Top 10 fails November 19, 2020
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Get the kiss a teacher day mug.On the 30th of november is Slap a tall person day is a day where all people especially tall, are required to allow average height and shorter people to slap them throughout the day. If a tall person rebels or retaliate (such as slapping back) they are required to send a love poem to their crush or allow people to expose any secrets about them regardless to any actions taken beforehand to prevent this.
"All these tall people are so annoying slapping me all the time"
"Bro its slap a tall person day you can slap them back or expose them"
"Bro its slap a tall person day you can slap them back or expose them"
by AttackOfTheAverageHeight November 20, 2020
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